TheHoob

What's it called? Love a good old scouting sesh.

Watch us use 400k as an excuse. "We wasn't held to ransom"

RTG seem convinced this is his house. http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-36606316.html To be a footballer

Putting them in rubiks cubes would have been quicker.

He's always the one breaking up fights nowadays, was trying to be the peacemaker when Ameobi got started on too

I take it all back.

He is probably still looking for his seat. Hope he got a feel of that lasses arse to make him feel better at least.

Boooooooo.

Aye mate, just blow your nose all over the stage, that'll make things better.

STOP TRYING TO OPEN IT MAN

I don't think he's even trying to turn it at the seam, just prying at random angles.

Looks like he's about to cry.

He'll nail it this time.

Poor bloke.

Maybe if he'd pulled his finger out and had a better season last year he'd have gotten the move he obviously wants.

Jesus H Christ man.

The Chosen One is a thing? Christ, that is awful.

magpi stahp

Zubar.

I f***ing despair at the moment, can't get anything right. Wish I could stop caring about football.

Didn't they come out with a load of patter a while back saying that they've already scouting every players replacement and in some cases their replacements replacement? See that it working out well

http://iliketowastemytime.com/sites/default/files/best_animated_images_cobra_helicopter_crash.gif And here it is at the end of the transfer window... http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HKNYXOjBLHU/T5Vc-z8F5MI/AAAAAAAAAnU/Ae4RdB4kqew/s1600/Fingers-crossed1.jpg

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