Ted Maul

Great play from Arteta. Him and Diaby have been brilliant.

Suarez is a fucking joke, when Liverpool are losing his diving and rolling around is totally ridiculous.

Been a good match this, really enjoyed it.

Diaby's bossing this.

Fucking hell Giroud

Podolski, get in! Liverpool

Would love Arsenal to hammer them just to see what happens tbh.

How I'd love another 6-0 today, t'would be wonderful. We can't beat anyone by more than two goals under Pardew though.

My powers of foresight are alerting me to a Mertesacker red card

I thought the Mackems did quite well tbh, they were quite organised in defence and were clinical in punishing Swansea for their errors. They did what they needed to do. Anyone who criticises them for that performance and praised us for ours is being just a little hypocritical IMO.

In fairness we had something like that when we went there also.

We'll labour to a close win IMO, although I would love for us to hammer them. Can't fucking stand Villa.

Yeah I really do hate how the CL failures drop down, it's really not very fair at all.

What's the news regarding the charge? Either there hasn't been anything yet or it's slipped by me.

Aye I only got 18 points too but I've still got Colo, Ben Arfa, Kagawa and Pogrebnyak still to hopefully save my bacon.

The post-goal music

FFS never a red card, some of the sending-off decisions these days are totally pathetic. Can't believe the commentator before was calling for Flores to get a red before he actually did for what was a perfectly legitimate challenge on McClean. Lame as fuck.

Great volley by Fat Kev, good for him.

Love that comment about them following our example of 'playing negatively' being happy to watch Vorm and their defenders pass-wank each other off in their own half is hardly negative football. Not to mention that they were one of the most coma-inducingly boring sides to come to SJP last season.

Yanga-Mbiwa and Boudebouz I can see us going in for.

Missed the fucking first week by about 5 minutes so I have a pretty low score joined the N-O league now with a team of: Hart - Begovic Heitinga - Kompany - Coloccini - Assou Ekotto - Kaboul Ben Arfa - Fellaini - Kagawa - Dembele - Guthrie Jelavic - Aguero - Pogrebnyak

Listen to these commentators licking Tevez's hoop, fuck off

He's a fucking cunt, thoroughly undeserving of the footballing ability he's been blessed with.

Man City's defence