Ted Maul

Really? That many?

That literally made me

You better not concede again Hart you cunt

:lol: :lol:

Fuck right off out of my fantasy team Hart and Kompany you couple of absolute useless wankers.

Think we're going to labour to a one-goal win here especially if we play 4-4-2. I'd be happy with that but it would be nice to also see some fluent football.

McLean is getting found out for the one-dimensional footballer that he is. As for Johnson, the lad was playing out on the right hand side, what did they expect? I'm beginning to wonder if any of them ever really saw Johnson in action for Man City.

In fairness to them they looked good on the break in the first half. Fortunate to get gifted the two goals from horrible Swansea defending but that doesn't matter, good result for them in the end tbh.

Their kit and training gear is always pretty cool. Annoying how we end with charva standard tat. Didn't like Man City's last year tbh, this one is just beautiful though. QPR's on the other hand is frigging horrific

Man City's kit is lovely like

I fully expect RTG to villify Saha the way they did with Tiote.

Get in, Dembele in my fantasy team.

Artie showing his class

Horrible defending all round from Swansea Good poaching from Fletcher there.

Handbags at dawn there

Charlie Nicholas said MON was astute in the transfer market earlier on.

Honestly I think I'm one of the only people who really likes that new 3rd kit.

I'd love to see Marveaux and Ben Arfa attacking from either side, would be amazing to watch.

Love Colo so much, what a player.

He's injured again? Damn it, he's such a good young player, really hope he stays more or less injury-free and can really knock on the door this season.

As others have said, the thing that has disappointed me is our failure to strengthen in certain key areas that really needed to be strengthened, and I simply can't believe that we are starting this new season with Danny Simpson as our first choice right back, inexcusable in my opinion. I hope Pardew sees sense and Perch becomes first choice in that position at least. Before people give me grief for picking on Simpson it's not that he's that bad, it's just that he's a blatantly obvious weak link in the side. I'm very pleased with the signing of Anita though and the position we are in when it comes to young players such as Abeid, Bigi, Tav, Vuckic, Campbell etc not to mention first-teamers like Santon who will kick on further. I'm also very pleased we managed to hold on to the likes of Krul, Colo, Benni, Cabaye, Tiote, Ba and Cisse when everyone and his dog thought we'd lose them. We might not do quite as well as last season, who knows, but it should still be a good one and I reckon we might be spending a little bit of money in January - wouldn't be surprised at all to see Debuchy arrive then (unless he went to Madrid or somewhere last night and I missed it ).

Bet he won't. Pretty much guaranteed he won't tbh.