Shays Given Tim Flowers

Let’s not forget the velvet owl Chris Mort who was really just Ashley’s lackey.

I agree on the design point of the barcode shirt. I feel like it works a lot better as a shirt to be owned rather than a Newcastle shirt to be worn by the team for a season.

It takes something for a NO post to be this alarming. I’ll provide the rope.

Get the yellowest potatoes you can (yukon gold) dry roast for an hour on 200 degrees with plenty of salt. Scoop out the insides, put them through a ricer. Then add 3/4 block of butter and fold it in with a little milk or some garlic, rosemary and thyme infused cream. Season to taste. You'll not have better mash.

I remember a local chip shop doing battered pigs in blankets. Could feel my heart ceasing to beat with each bite.

Refs get a lot of shit for not being perfect too. So many decisions are open to interpretation.

Yeah player has been immediately de-registered and banned from the club. I told the ref that the club supported him in whatever action he chose to take and that we wouldn’t be disputing his events. I have no time for that sort of thing at all. Shameful to be part of a club associated with that behaviour.

Had to phone a referee up tonight because a lad from our second team spat in his face after being sent off. The ref was 18 and it’s his second year refereeing. I apologised on behalf of the club and stressed how much I hoped it wouldn’t put him off refereeing. Refereeing is such a hard job and the lack of respect shown to referees is shameful.

See futher: Ben Arfa, Hatem & the ‘blinder’

Someone’s burying him.

Teams may well have gotten better at limiting him but he still has to be dealt with. Which creates space for other players and then you look at how Joe and Joe have been able to cause a different problem on the opposite flank.

But no it’s not. An 18 year old can send you a pic. If a 17 year old does it they are a child for image offence purposes. Regardless of gender. Sexual communication is any child under 16.

Wait that doesn’t make sense as a joke.

Under 16. Even so, I’d get a new phone.

Can’t knowingly communicate with a person aged 16 or under for the purposes of sexual gratification. Also you’d get into bother if a 17 year old sent you sexy pics.