SMTW

Pisses me off when people say "I could never dream of being England's all time leading goal scorer." Bollocks. I've dreamt that...

Don't mind him playing in games when we aren't going to have much of the ball and we need someone in there to harry and harass. He shouldn't be playing against weaker teams where we should be controlling possession though.

The ball seems to gravitate towards his head. Whenever a second ball is fizzed back in it seems to bounce straight off his head.

Surprised Janmaat didn't end up in the book. But don't remember him making a challenge actually.

We had one iota of credit today from BT?

Someone launch a petition to get Savage sacked. We can't be the only team's supporters he pisses off

Savage should fuck right off. Detestable cunt.

So pleasing to see that sort of change. That's the last Pardew thing I've witnessed.

Gini is so good receiving the ball to feet in our own third.

These commentators...

So angry at this BT coverage. Talking about hypothetical challenges. If Thauvin had stabbed him he would have been off...

Commentator making out like the decision was whether it should be a FK not whether it should be a card. "He's read the situation and pulled out." Fuck off man, took both his legs because he was away from him. Blatant yellow.

Actually enjoying this now.

Never seen anything as fucking ridiculous as that jump following a tame slide. Fucking disgraceful.

Any other player I don't think that's a red. I think there's fair grounds for arguing a red, but at that time of the game I reckon a yellow for anyone else. That's the media's agenda working in full force.

Some tidy involvement tonight. Needs pace in and around him though. He always seems to be an option (came short to feet at every throw) but at the same time isn't the most mobile in terms of covering vast areas of the pitch.

Felt for him a bit tonight. Made some runs in behind but no one ever played the ball over the top. Haidara isn't good enough in my opinion and I think I'd rather see us get a LB than a CB at present. Every ball forward was lofty and with Aarons back to goal. Disappointed Aarons didn't make more of his time on the pitch though. Don't recall him opening his legs up much.

Loved how vocal he was tonight, constantly telling people where to be and what to do even at 4-1. Get the sense he gets pissed off playing alongside the more technically infervor members of our squad. Some lovely interchange with Thauvin though. Would like to see them both stay on the same side of the pitch.

Gini carrying it past 5. Passes to Haidara. Haidara loses it. Must be some demotivating.

Those are the lyrics of 90% of the songs sung at Camp Nou tbf He doesn't even play for Barca though?

So much potential with his name / age. What's the betting we end up with something s***? Chancel Mbemba *clap* *clap*

Still scratching my head that five teams have a worse points total than us.

Smith spouting that bollocks about us regretting hounding out Pardew. Stop re-writing history. No one asked for fucking Carver.

I thought that was on the cards. But then remembered its Newcastle.

What a fucking cunt.