SMTW

45 mins too late...

This punditry is criminal.

I would not be surprised at all if Pardew still managed to make this sub

He scores from here, he scores from there, Pappis Cisse from anywhere. Tune: the bear and maiden fair (the in episode version)...

I'll hazard a guess that Bale's gonna win it.

Same. I read "rest of season". Model pro, gutted for him.

Its got to the stage where I would rather see the ball run the throw-in side of the corner flag (unless Simpson is playing)...

Its getting bypassed anyway also i don't agree on the Sissoko and HBA thing.... i know they didn't play much together but when they did i felt HBA and Carroll linked up well so i can see it working if HBA is allowed a free role of sorts. As for Sissoko he's practically playing as an SS anyway so i think him feeding off AC's knockdowns could work but as far as Cabaye goes it would effect him i'd imagine. Not the prettiest of stuff but i think HBA and Sissoko feeding off Carroll could work in theory. To be fair, Carroll might actually be able to make something of Cabaye's floaty set penises.

I particularly hope the ones trying to cover their faces get done. Also, hope they put the videos on YouTube and get found out that way. There would something sweet about their own stupidity leading to a life ban.

I was pretty impressed with the normal distribution curve of the answers the other day. Been a bit distorted now with too many wacky optimistic bastards voting 1.

I think this line of Newcastle fans are more than likely future EDL than the next batch of fighters against fascism. The picture is so f***ing cringe worthy. I just can't understand the mentality of some people...

Is it too late to respond either?

The holding the shirt was stupid as fuck, but deserves some credit for that headed tackle...

My father text me pre game saying "why Gutierrez left back?" and I called him to defend the decision. I expected a heavy tackling game, and after the last league game he played I think Haidara would have do well to stay out of it... In hindsight, shite decision

Terrible post. Don't even know where to start dissecting that. Aye, he's been shite, and for awhile too. But nowhere near as bad as that post.

Tomorrows' papers: its a krul game.

He's pretty much our RW when we attack, and Rose kept him quiet all game, hence the back pocket comment. His starting position (as a RB), and the balls aimed to him... He was never going to get any change from Rose. Never in the position to be played in behind...

He didn't.

I think its a case of him having "on games" the past weeks.

And also gets in behind sometimes and puts balls in the box which gives us a chance? Definitely two Cisse chances today came from his square balls.

Best from out of our lot. Doesn't say a lot though.

Admittedly knee-jerk from me, but sack the cunt.

Like whenever Bale goes down, referees assume its a dive. Is this happening for when Cisse scores?

On a similar note, people on my Facebook Thursday during the day posting about Sunday and how they can't wait for us to "stuff the mackems." Not even any sort of acknowledgment that we had an equally important game that night. Basically "fans" who only care about two games a season.

Just watching the match back. Its good to see Ben Arfa dragging Cisse and Cabaye away when they start mouthing off to the officials.