SMTW

Excellent

Overdose-inducing.

Just had to press mute. I thought I was pissed off, then Carragher started wheezing...

This was obvious at the end of last season. He should have been gone then and the new manager given a full pre season. Now he'll go once the window is closed and we're bottom of this table. This fucking club, man.

I'm having a midwife requiring shit. What's Pardew said?

Aye but's it's not him saying he's doesn't want to join us. Its him saying that he doesn't not not want to stay at Lyon.

I was skeptical, but then he said he was wearing a leather hoody and I had no choice but to believe.

N-O Exclusive - Marv just told my mate that he won't be an NUFC player next season. Marveaux that is, not my mate.

Hmm. That sounds incredibly ominous.

Anyone watching ITV Tyne Tees news?

Yohan, Yohan Kebab, From the gallowgate flame...

The thread title - would he actually manage to get his own name right?

The fuck is this?

How a team with creative, attacking outlets should be managed. Its so glaringly obvious that Pards sets us up negatively and it never works. Reading that has just increased my frustration at this clown's current tenure.

That last one isn't even him FFS.

The fact that after the season we have had, we could have potentially finished top ten just highlights how much dross there is in this division. Us and the mackems have constantly played relegation standard football this season but still managed to avoid the drop with a game to spare.

He tired towards the end and didn't have the legs to take a man on when he clearly thought he still had something left to burn. But he's fucking fantastic to watch. Criticism of his performance by some on here is over the top. With his attributes he should be unplayable. The need for a better manager with some ideas on how to attack as a team if so fucking obvious. Its frightening how little pattern there is to our play. No wonder HBA feels the need to try and beat everybody.

And number 12 is Harper, and number 13 is Harper etc... We all dream of a bench of Steve Harper's.

Aye he deserves a good send off. Never really had a problem with him as a person and he usually tries his best. Unfortunately he's very limited as a footballer and comes across a bit dense.

Its got to the stage where the Wigan score is in the thread title.

I did it with us drawing against QPR and we go down on GD. I can see Norwich getting something against WBA.

What a non-story. I'd be too delighted to be at the same gym as FBA that I would pay no mind to what he was wearing...

Your post fills me with optimism that we can get out of this. Wanker.

Parker still does this now at Spurs. Nowt to do with lack of movement. He just loves a pivot. Must have been a netball player in his youth.