NUFC_Sam

Depressing. As people have said, the starting XI is even more depressing - Sissoko on the right wing and Jonas in the side

It's on ESPN

Not on TV anywhere according to .com

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/sport/football/premierleague/article3835179.ece No thanks

Bafétimbi Gomis ‏@BafGomis 2m @ms_sissoko merci pour ton soutien et ton message d'hospitalité... Thank you for the support and message of hospitality

Is this on TV anywhere?

Just seen the highlights. Our defending is absolutely laughable hahahaha

28 next month... potential eh?

Joe Kinnear and Mike Ashley are destroying us bit by bit. How depressing. EDIT: and it's only been a couple of days

He actually called him Cabaye a second after calling him Kebabs. I genuinely hope he was doing it to wind people up. Fucking bizarre.

Well la-di-da

Lol I can't decides what is worse.... sacking Pardew and bringing in Kinnear or bringing in Kinnear to manage Pardew. If we did sack Pardew then bringing in Kinnear at that point would be gutting considering the number of options out there. On the other hand, bringing in Kinnear now means we have both Kinnear and Pardew at the same time albeit Pardew apparently has more control of the tactics/player selection and I suppose Pardew is better than Kinnear. Either way it is shit.

Is this thread title in recognition of JFK's mispronunciation of player names or are you just unaware that his name is actually Olivier Kemen?

I think you're pretty much spot on. Couldn't afford to sack Pardew so just hire who they wanted as the DoF... fucking shocking.

Still can't get my head around it. It's not like a managerial appointment that has to be made. I bet MA thought that he couldn't fuck us with another shit managerial appointment as we already have Pards so he just added JFK in to a new role just to see us suffer. Wouldn't be surprised if we see Dennis Wise replace Graham Carr as chief scout soon.

Lee Ryder @lee_ryder Joe Kinnear will travel to all first team fixtures with team. Scouting network will remain unchanged. #nufc

Looked it up and I believe we were 15th when he left (he had his heart attack before the West Brom game so theoretically he left us 15th although we went 13th after that game so he still lied either way). According to someone on twitter, the form in our last 8 games with him in charge was as follows: LLDDLLLD. So he of course had an influence on our relegation. You couldn't get odds of a million to one. And finally: He got relegated as manager of Luton in 2001. This guy is just a serial liar. Surely a DoF needs to be cool headed with extensive knowledge of football in other European and worldwide leagues. A DoF needs to have a wide contact base and I would of thought a likable personality. JFK hasn't had any experience in football for the past 9 years besides the stint he had as manager for us. Crazy.

Lol I genuinely don't think this could have gone any worse. Like my worst nightmare. I mean, if it were "Joe Kinnear replaces Alan Pardew" then it would be a fucking outrage.. but we now have BOTH of them. What even is life? Devastated isn't even the word.

3 years is cheaper to pay off than 7

Him and Cisse up top

Moutinho and Cabaye

Does depend how much we get for him though. He is no where near as influential as a player like Ben Arfa. Cabaye is fantastic if used correctly. Under Pardew he isn't going to be used well so might as well cash in on him for as much as possible I guess.

The realisation of never seeing his beautiful face playing for us again is actually hitting me hard.

f*** Would be such a shame to lose him.