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Man Utd playing really well actually

At least I have trousers on m8

Aye, I know

Missed off the fact that Newcastle lost possession due to a poor touch the most in the PL. About 15 times a game iirc. edit: Losing the ball through poor touch (per game) Reims – 16.5 Frosinone – 16.3 Palermo – 15.7 St Etienne – 15.5 Lille – 15.1 Highest Premier League team: Newcastle United – 14.3 Sorry don't know how that happened, thought I copied and pasted it all

Sounds like a fake person

this, this is the guy YOU above all people choose to get all optimistic about! god bless ya KaKa KaKa's such a strange guy

Some interesting enough stats from the top 5 European leagues this season Most assists Wes Hoolahan (Norwich City) – 5 Douglas Costa (Bayern Munich) – 5 Raffael (Monchengladbach) – 4 Wahbi Khazri (Bordeaux) – 4 Yaya Toure, David Silva (Manchester City) – 4 Most shots (per game) Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) – 8.2 Philippe Coutinho – 5.8 Lorenzo Insigne (Napoli) – 5.5 Alexis Sanchez (Arsenal) – 5.4 Zlatan Ibrahimovic (PSG), Lionel Messi (Barcelona), Robert Lewandowski (Bayern Munich) – 5.3 Most tackles (per game) Jean-Daniel Akpa-Akpro (Toulouse) – 5.6 Miguel Lopes (Granada) – 5.5 Keko (Eibar) – 5.4 Mehdi Lacen (Getafe) – 5.3 Lars Bender (Bayer Leverkusen) – 5.3 Highest Premier League player: Lucas Leiva (Liverpool) – 5.2 Most chances created (per game) Mesut Ozil (Arsenal) – 4.8 Adem Ljajic (Inter) – 4.0 Santi Cazorla (Arsenal) – 4.0 Wahbi Khazri (Bordeaux) – 4.0 Eden Hazard (Chelsea), Dusan Tadic (Southampton), Dimitri Payet (West Ham) – 3.7 Most passes (per game) Marco Verratti (PSG) – 98.3 Granit Xhaka (Monchengladbach) – 93.2 Thiago Motta (PSG) – 93.0 David Alaba (Bayern Munich) – 91.9 Ilkay Gundogan (Borussia Dortmund) – 86.1 Highest Premier League player: Santi Cazorla (Arsenal) – 85.3 Most clearances (per game) Brede Hangeland (Crystal Palace) – 12.7 Bernardo (Sporting Gijon) – 11.6 Ervin Zukanovic (Sampdoria) – 10 Damien Delaney (Crystal Palace) – 9.8 Sebastien Bassong (Norwich City) – 9.6 Most completed dribbles (per game) Lionel Messi (Barcelona) – 6.5 Alejandro Gomez (Atalanta) – 4.8 Riyad Mahrez (Leicester) – 4.7 Neymar (Barcelona) – 4.4 Franco Vázquez (Palermo) – 4.2 Dispossessed the most times (per game) Memphis Depay (Manchester United) – 4.4 Aketxe (Athletic Bilbao) – 4.0 Daniel Sturridge (Liverpool) – 4.0 Heung-Son Min (Tottenham) – 4.0 Fabián Orellana (Celta Vigo) – 3.8 Most saves (per game) Adrian (West Ham) – 5.3 Raul Lizoain (Las Palmas) – 5.0 Jack Butland (Stoke) – 5.0 Emiliano Viviano (Sampdoria) – 5.0 Timo Horn (Koln), Ron-Robert Zieler (Hannover 96) – 4.8 Most fouls (per game) Gonzalo Escalante (Eibar) – 4.0 Glenn Murray (Bournemouth) – 4.0 Peter Niemayer (Darmstadt) – 3.7 Caiuby (Augsburg) – 3.7 Elustondo (Athletic Bilbao) – 3.5 Most fouled (per game) Franco Vazquez (Palermo) – 4.8 Vierinha (Wolfsburg) – 4.3 Perparim Hetemaj (Chievo) – 4.2 Mario Balotelli (Milan), Neymar (Barcelona), Diego Capel (Genoa) – 4.0 Highest Premier League player: Andre Ayew (Swansea) – 3.0

It's not pedantic at all, you said we tried to flog him, we didn't. You were wrong, just accept it Ever heard of sarcasm, mild exaggeration, embellishment to poke continued fun at the regime? Is Mike Ashley actually a cockney bastard? Get a life.

It's not pedantic at all, you said we tried to flog him, we didn't. You were wrong, just accept it

That's not being pessimistic, its making stuff up I also authored and backdated the following articles: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/ayoze-perez-latest-tottenham-consider-tabling-15m-bid-for-newcastles-young-striker-10481214.html http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/602051/Tottenham-Newcastle-Ayoze-Perez-West-Brom-Saido-Berahino-Transfer-News-Gossip http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3217462/Tottenham-look-Newcastle-striker-Ayoze-Perez-prepare-launch-15m-bid.html So yes, colour me pessimistic. Whether you believe those stories were true or not, this regime cannot be trusted when it realizes it has talent it can cash in on. Anyways, I'm gonna go back to making stuff up. The link wasn't made up, you saying we tried to flog him was making stuff up

Agree that he is poor in general play but I don't see any rapid decline in him. He's just the same as he has been the last two or three years to me

Generally the way it works alright

That's the only role I could see him in

36 goals in 160 appearances in his career

Why is everybody deciding Cisse is done all of a sudden? His last game was just a typical Cisse performance. Missed a couple of chances which he generally does and might have scored if he wasn't taken off at half time. Very similar to his performance on the opening day actually

Don't disagree with anything in that post actually. He doesn't have good close control and does rely on pace and strength to beat players. He's not a good player on the eye but is generally fairly effective

Nothing like a massive exaggeration now and then. Its absolutely true. One of the only goals he got, maybe the only one was when he kicked the ball off his other foot and it somehow looped over the keeper in front of him

That's not being pessimistic, its making stuff up

He liked playing a sort of supporting role, iirc. Figure out a way to get Riv, Mitro and Perez out there at the same time and shit might happen. Nah he's not good enough to start. Think people are forgetting how bad he was

I've heard this a lot but the thing is he wasn't good in France either lately

Aye don't know why people complain about the group stage being boring

Its funny when someone does it the first time, not when other people copy. Also, Mbemba is a smiling, lovable African while Thauvin is perceived to be an arrogant French man

He has clearly created the most chances in our first 7 games like. A lot of that is to do with Perez not playing a lot though. Also I don't really see that he doesn't care or has the heart the size of a pea. Generally what happens is he runs and runs at top speed for about 70 minutes and then is completely fucked for the last 20. Could be wrong but don't remember any left back getting much joy on that side while he's been there which you can't say for the other side

Like Santon at DM? Wouldn't really have minded that if Pardew hadn't refused to accept that it failed

I like when managers do stuff like that tbh