triggs

He's not in great form but 8 games in and has done fuck all is a blatant lie It's not a lie it's an opinion. Fair enough he's created a handful of chances that weren't taken but he's not scored himself has he? He's not taken the game by the scruff. Wijnaldum was miles better than him yesterday first half, like actual streets ahead as a footballer. Produces little, influences little, is very limited and seems to have little fight. Honestly can't understand why you defend the guy. Has done fuck all is a lie not an opinion. He's created the most chances per game in our team, as he has basically since he joined the club (not a great achievement in our team obviously). Who deserves to play ahead of him?

He's not in great form but 8 games in and has done fuck all is a blatant lie

Stopped playing a couple of weeks ago but just checked and I'm on 74 points with 3 to play so I might start trying again

Thought Mourinho was about to be honest about his team's failing there but nah

Oscar being effective as ever

Very shite. I'd have a massive grin on my face for days if Mourinho got sacked

Great goal. Fucking love Mane

Wonder who Jose will blame today

Mane's class

Wasn't 2013 the year it absolutely turned to shit for him?

Fucking hell that is so good Pissed myself at "Just did"

Gouffran's face in the picture above that article is an incredibly accurate portrayal of how I imagine he's feeling right now http://i3.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article10183954.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JS73581207.jpg

Don't let the bastards get you down Sepp

Gouffran, wat

Debuts can be deceiving though but I agree he deserves a chance to make the position his own

Mata's been class

Man Utd playing really well actually

At least I have trousers on m8

Aye, I know

Missed off the fact that Newcastle lost possession due to a poor touch the most in the PL. About 15 times a game iirc. edit: Losing the ball through poor touch (per game) Reims – 16.5 Frosinone – 16.3 Palermo – 15.7 St Etienne – 15.5 Lille – 15.1 Highest Premier League team: Newcastle United – 14.3 Sorry don't know how that happened, thought I copied and pasted it all

Sounds like a fake person

this, this is the guy YOU above all people choose to get all optimistic about! god bless ya KaKa KaKa's such a strange guy

Some interesting enough stats from the top 5 European leagues this season Most assists Wes Hoolahan (Norwich City) – 5 Douglas Costa (Bayern Munich) – 5 Raffael (Monchengladbach) – 4 Wahbi Khazri (Bordeaux) – 4 Yaya Toure, David Silva (Manchester City) – 4 Most shots (per game) Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) – 8.2 Philippe Coutinho – 5.8 Lorenzo Insigne (Napoli) – 5.5 Alexis Sanchez (Arsenal) – 5.4 Zlatan Ibrahimovic (PSG), Lionel Messi (Barcelona), Robert Lewandowski (Bayern Munich) – 5.3 Most tackles (per game) Jean-Daniel Akpa-Akpro (Toulouse) – 5.6 Miguel Lopes (Granada) – 5.5 Keko (Eibar) – 5.4 Mehdi Lacen (Getafe) – 5.3 Lars Bender (Bayer Leverkusen) – 5.3 Highest Premier League player: Lucas Leiva (Liverpool) – 5.2 Most chances created (per game) Mesut Ozil (Arsenal) – 4.8 Adem Ljajic (Inter) – 4.0 Santi Cazorla (Arsenal) – 4.0 Wahbi Khazri (Bordeaux) – 4.0 Eden Hazard (Chelsea), Dusan Tadic (Southampton), Dimitri Payet (West Ham) – 3.7 Most passes (per game) Marco Verratti (PSG) – 98.3 Granit Xhaka (Monchengladbach) – 93.2 Thiago Motta (PSG) – 93.0 David Alaba (Bayern Munich) – 91.9 Ilkay Gundogan (Borussia Dortmund) – 86.1 Highest Premier League player: Santi Cazorla (Arsenal) – 85.3 Most clearances (per game) Brede Hangeland (Crystal Palace) – 12.7 Bernardo (Sporting Gijon) – 11.6 Ervin Zukanovic (Sampdoria) – 10 Damien Delaney (Crystal Palace) – 9.8 Sebastien Bassong (Norwich City) – 9.6 Most completed dribbles (per game) Lionel Messi (Barcelona) – 6.5 Alejandro Gomez (Atalanta) – 4.8 Riyad Mahrez (Leicester) – 4.7 Neymar (Barcelona) – 4.4 Franco Vázquez (Palermo) – 4.2 Dispossessed the most times (per game) Memphis Depay (Manchester United) – 4.4 Aketxe (Athletic Bilbao) – 4.0 Daniel Sturridge (Liverpool) – 4.0 Heung-Son Min (Tottenham) – 4.0 Fabián Orellana (Celta Vigo) – 3.8 Most saves (per game) Adrian (West Ham) – 5.3 Raul Lizoain (Las Palmas) – 5.0 Jack Butland (Stoke) – 5.0 Emiliano Viviano (Sampdoria) – 5.0 Timo Horn (Koln), Ron-Robert Zieler (Hannover 96) – 4.8 Most fouls (per game) Gonzalo Escalante (Eibar) – 4.0 Glenn Murray (Bournemouth) – 4.0 Peter Niemayer (Darmstadt) – 3.7 Caiuby (Augsburg) – 3.7 Elustondo (Athletic Bilbao) – 3.5 Most fouled (per game) Franco Vazquez (Palermo) – 4.8 Vierinha (Wolfsburg) – 4.3 Perparim Hetemaj (Chievo) – 4.2 Mario Balotelli (Milan), Neymar (Barcelona), Diego Capel (Genoa) – 4.0 Highest Premier League player: Andre Ayew (Swansea) – 3.0

It's not pedantic at all, you said we tried to flog him, we didn't. You were wrong, just accept it Ever heard of sarcasm, mild exaggeration, embellishment to poke continued fun at the regime? Is Mike Ashley actually a cockney bastard? Get a life.