Chicane

Vurn

Great defending from Mike

GOOOOOOOAL

Mbemba looks like he can barely run Must be those 40-year-old knees

Mitrovic

Have we gone 4-4-2?

Aarons warming up

Good effort

Can't believe we got rid of Ben Arfa and kept the likes of Obertan disgusting

lol Haidara

Don't think that's Steve McClaren like

Obertan

Decent chance for them already

ENJOY THE GAME! *dead silence*

Mitrovic not on the bench?

Colback is gross

I don't think anyone knows Seems to have completely disappeared since sometime last season

meh

That Montpellier lot say some weird things about Cabella. I don't know if it's just lost in translation but the way the manager and the owner (Nicollin) go on about him anyone would think social services had just gone and taken their baby off them. I get it, he was a great player for them and came up through their ranks but Jesus Christ, let it go. That's how football works, good players move on to bigger challenges. It's not like we're holding him captive in a basement ffs.

Ivan TOONey

Hopefully Mitrovic is threatening to kick the shit out of someone if they don't step it up

Lascelles is shit. He's just a younger Mike Williamson.

Disgusting. Southampton are gonna kill us.

Achilles problem apparently http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/teams/newcastle-united/9925629/mcclaren-expects-coloccini-to-stay Although he hardly sounded convinced about him staying so probably something else going on

McClaren said after the Sheffield Utd game he's got a niggle/injury, might've been something to do with his calf that he apparently 'always has'