Chicane

Tiote must be rusty as fuck btw, hasn't played any football since January?

Hope that's not too serious

The difference in attacking mentality between this and us under Pardew is significant.

Need to stop giving the ball away in the middle ffs

Colback We really need some strength in that CM position

Fair play Obertan, good pace and great cross

YES WIJNALDUM YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!!

Jesus Christ

Get de Jong on for Anita or Colback I think and move Wijnaldum back into CM. I realise I've made about four subs already

Definitely need to get Aarons on ASAP. Obertan needs to get in the fucking sea.

Again proving we need him here until he loses it, not before. As if Mitrovic would have missed that. Nothng special about that goal except tons of luck that the ball simply looped over the goalkeeper due to the deflection. Anyway, HT: decent start of the campaign. Would still get Mitrovic on for Cisse. The guy just doesn't offer enough for me.

Can't believe some people want rid of Sissoko man Not that he is without his faults but when he's on he's our best player by some way

Get Mitrovic on if he's fit enough

Liking this so far

feck

Think I'd go with this too. Don't think either of those two CBs will be playing though, nor Anita. Williamson/Taylor/Colback and Gouff in for those guys and Perez is my guess.

4-1

Poor decision imo. He's been poor and individually responsible for various goals we've conceded over the past two+ years due to his horrendous decision making. That has absolutely nothing to do with Williamson playing alongside him or the midfield btw. I agree that he is the best CB at the club right now without knowing what Mbemba will be like but that's merely an indictment of the other players we have rather than praise for him. Should've let him see out his last year then got rid. I do agree his ability on the ball may be very important if we are going to try and play out from the back however.

Ivan Loaney

My stream is choppy as fuck, Is he saying 'Gabbers' as in Obertan? Sounds like he loves him

This guy's fucking insane

I got a good feeling about this guy.

The club have spent, what, £35m? They'll no doubt be looking at that and thinking 'that's more than enough'

I'd love to know how Lee Ryder got that gig. I think it's borderline criminal that he is given such a platform to spread his nonsense.

Shame. I liked the lad and thought he had potential. Seemed to just have a sort of touch of class about him. Hope he does well. I think that mistake against Manchester United must've been a pivotal moment in his downfall under Carver.