Chicane

:lol:

This passing out from the back malarkey is never gonna work guys like Krul and Williamson in the team

McClaren out

Penalty

Trying to play out from the back, immediately give away a corner

No sound and half the screen taken up by ads ffs

Club have just tweeted out a Youtube link to watch the game but there doesn't appear to be any sound

Yeah actually a diamond with SDJ at the tip does sound plausible

I think it's safe to say the team will be featuring de Jong playing in his strongest position (AM) so that only leaves room for one striker. I think we'll only sign one of Mitrovic or Austin and then use Ayoze/Riv/Cisse as backups.

Is his dad his agent or what? All this stuff with his family seems a bit ridiculous.

This fat cunt been released from his contract yet?

McClaren will probably be trying out various things in these games, if we don't look comfortable playing possession football against the likes of Gateshead then it's probably not worth implementing it during actual league games. I know these things take time of course, you can't expect a team to immediately be comfortable playing a new style (for many/most of our players) but I'd imagine you can get a pretty good idea quickly about who is and is not going to be able to play that way.

Really hope we sign this cunt now. Will be annoyed if we don't. He seems mental and for some reason I like that.

Aye, probably right there Nemtizz. Anyone think of the next line? rim her ass

#Koks

GOAL :frantic: :frantic:

Koks might yet get bigger, he still has time to grow.

I hope he scores a hattrick against Palace and runs up and does that celebration right in front of Pardew's face every time.

What kind of reaction will he get at SJP?

Isn't he rated to be the better than Depay as well? Not even close This is reflected in the difference of depay they get. Only until we wijnaldum trophies. Genius

It does say £ in their article but that would make more sense, surely they can't be paying him that much

Eurosport saying he'll be on £100k a week

No but ambitious chairman > whatever the f*** Mike Ashley is