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It will take a monumental effort for us to fuck it up now, but still entirely possible. After losing 6 in a row at WHL, don't think it'll feel secure unless it's a 3 goal lead with 2 minutes to go

Sterling been brilliant so far

Think West Ham will let Sam play at least a month with Carroll fit and then decide his future. It's his marquee signing after all.

They've won 7 league games in 2013. That's more than just a "s*** run" to be honest. They were going in one direction under him and it wasn't up. Di Matteo favourite so far followed by Jol & Solksjaer. with the bookies. They sacked Di Matteo 3 years ago because they thought he'd be unable to steady the ship and stop the rot, surely they won't go back for him now to "steady the ship" and stop their current rot ?!

They should have been on 17 points back in early November, had it not been for one of the worst calls in history of Premier League to protect Jose's unbeaten home record. Gutted for Clarke.

The only good thing about that Hull-Stoke game was Curtis Davies' clean sheet. Woefully boring

Which one is more likely to keep a clean sheet in tomorrow's match of Cardiff vs. WBA ? Have got both Myhill and Marshall on my team, not sure which one to start.

Anzhi missing out on CL last season by 1 point, was their Leeds moment. If they'd got that extra point, none of this excudos would have happened. Anzhi shoe-in for relegation winless after 18 games, Tromso relegated, Sheriff from Moldovan league. It's a beauty of a group to be fair !

Soldado finding form just before these bast*rds host Liverpool on sunday. Written in the stars !

Have to admire Austria Vienna though. Were tipped not to get a single point before group stage, but were eliminated with respectable 5 points for a team of their size. Zenit remain the weirdest team in Europe. They make Miley Cyrus look stable with their volatility

Suarez has now been credited for the 4th goal. FF points were given on basis it was an assist. Are they going to change it and add more points to those who have him? Logically, they should

Michu and Benteke have been cisse-ed.

I still can't believe Hull got 6 points from Newcastle and Liverpool. Look at that starting XI, It's painful reading. So bad, it's Sunder↓andesque.

Shelvey hattrick would do nicely.

Man Utd must get 2 PPG for the rest of the season to hit 70 points which is usually the requirement for 4th place. Need a big swing in form. Liverpool probably finish the first half of the season below Everton seeing their fixtures in January, but Liverpool play almost every single top 10 team at home in second half of the season which is a big bonus. Of course, January window for any team can change things as well. And I also don't think ANY TEAM's inclusion in the top 4 is a foregone conclusion. Not yet, at least. O, and Suarez is not racist. He's just a dumb c*nt who let something slip in a moment of rage. Racist were those in Apartheid of South Africa.

You do yourself no favours FUCK. Old habits die hard. Man Utd.

Quality debate and there are no ill feelings. that's what makes N-O such a great place. Back to United, big game for them on tuesday. Shakhtar have to win to ensure progression and if they do, United will end up second and get a tough opposition next round. Also, they need a win badly to get some confidence back. Think they'll edge it in a tight game, as they seem to have maintained their aura in Europe.

You can decide to believe or not. That's not my problem. What do I gain by lying to a bunch of people online? Absolute f*ck all.

Normal? Sorry but you're a f***ing glory hunter. f*** off! You fuck off. I didn't even know Liverpool's history when I started supporting them. Do you really think an 8 year old boy back in 1999 could google stuff and find out about who won the European cup in the 80s ? I saw Michael Owen score that peach of a goal vs. Argentina in France 1998, then searched which team he plays for, then started supporting the team. Funny how things turn out

I'm 22, wasn't even born when Liverpool was winning things, so I have no right to brag about it. In my life time, all I've seen is these bast*rds win titles left and right, be smug, and never suffer. It's fucking great that they are now feeling how fans of other teams feel like. How it is to be a normal football club. They may go and win the title now, but it's fun to laugh at them for now that they're down. I've been getting stick from my Manc fans for over a decade, it's time to claim some small victories now. (Thanks a lot and much love xoxo The Chosen One)

Theyve also won shitloads of titles since you last won one. who the fuck cares about that. Stop living in the past...what are you, a Liverpool fan ?

Man U scored 8 home goals all season and Liverpool scored 9 goals at home since Wednesday.

We've been unreal this second half. Should be 8-0. Watch us concede now

Best I've seen of Sterling in nearly a year.