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Throw him in Leazes Park lake. ...sorry, 'lake'. If he drowns, he's innocent. If he floats, throw him back in until the c**t does drown.

"I'm in a big club now, " http://i60.tinypic.com/5n88jr.jpg

Oops. Careless. http://i61.tinypic.com/xgfq5z.png

I see they're blaming a clash of strips for the third goal... :yikes: ;D ;D ;D Aye. Cos amber and black are almost identical to red and white.

...which they will (beat us, that is). They've got Pardew's number man. It's 120303. The number of the c**t. I know its 90% true but the players having zero heart has to be a factor too. Was shameful really despite what that w***** asked of them Couldn't agree more, man. That game broke something in me. I sat in the game against spurs not giving a sh**. When we beat Hull, I felt almost nothing. This bunch of c**ts have proved they basically either don't really give a sh** or are a bunch of bottlers with that performance and it's gonna take a lot to make me belive differently. Obviously there's an argument to be made about how Pardew's management and tactics/style are so bad that most of it is his fault...but, aye, they are culpable too.

...which they will (beat us, that is). They've got Pardew's number man. It's 120303. The number of the c**t.

:lol:

Well i think tomorrow will shape it. A good win and i would say they are going to be ok. A bad befeat and they could disintergrate after last week. Problem is no f***er scores outside Johnson(run seems to be over) and Borini. Really? A win means they would have to re-arrange another league fixture and will be playing something like 14 games between now and the end of the season. A draw means they can't have a week to play 1 of their 3 games in hand plus another game, a defeat and their good form is over. I get the games/days thing but a win and momentum could see them through til the semis quite nicely. Whether its enough is anyones guess but getting humped isnt going to help at all To be fair, it would help me massively.

I hate to say it, but I don't think they're going down anyway. They've got 3 games in hand and there are 3 worse teams, I reckon.

Never enjoyed me trips to the Riverside. Vile atmosphere. Walking back to the car was always a tense affair. S**t ground, too. S**t version of the mackems' place. Which, in itself, is s**t.

Frankly, Puma can get f***ed. Responsible, imo, for some of our worst ever kits. Mind, until we have a strip that has stripes all the way down the back I'll be sticking with me 1975 replica.

Benido.

Aye, this is true. Funnily enough, it'an uncanny reflection of Footymad. Our board has the odd thread taking the p!ss but you went over to theirs (I say 'went' because their board went t!ts up in straaaange circumstances), every other thread was full of bile towards us. Their new board is exactly the same. Shame cos there were some canny lads on there you could genuinely have good craic with but some of the comments towards us just because of who we supported/where we were from were genuinely unhinged. :idiot2:

Well thank f**k for that. I don't care how well they played, how much their fans sang, how they did themselves proud or any of that sh!t. The amount of ammunition a win would have given them would have been apocalyptically bad. But they lost. Good.

Sh** football, sh** excuses, sh** derby record, *shit cup record, sh** headbutts, sh** accent, sh** hair, sh** music taste (you just know he likes T'pau, Brotherhood of Man and early Doctor Hook). What a tw@t. (obviously the 'early Hook' thing was a red herring. it was when they turned to disco that it all went wrong)

Tis a moot question now anyway.

Bollox. They'll have to extend his contract so he can pay that off.

It's the notepad that gets me, tbh. I bet it's even from TJ Hughes rather than John Lewis, ffs.

No.

Would a good manager head butt an opposing player? Seems like a daft question when you write it down like. You'd hope he'd make a better job of it than Pardew.

Not for this alone......but for this AND everything else-yes a billion times.

^^^ exactly this

Really? Can't understand how a Newcastle supporter can be embarrassed with our manager. He was delaying the Hull player from taking his throw-in which also mean he's time-wasting and protecting our lead, that's in the best interest of our team's score and table ranking. He did something wrong and a ban from FA is imminent. But guys, stop your negativity and start supporting our f***ing manager. Look here mate, you're on f***ing glue and s*** to defend Pardew full-stop. Support or manager? Are you for real boy? Keep on smoking s***, punk. Outfuckingrageous bullshit statement. Deluded punk. I didn't reply cos I assumed he was taking the p!ss?

He's blameless. I'm sure that's a quality in some sense...

Nah, no chance will the engraver be allowed to put 'Shower of c***s' on it', especially with the cameras watching.