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Like Volleyducks. Let’s call ’em that

Yeah I know but I wanted/needed a CB i.e Woody or Albert as the wild card #27. Figured Schär is pretty much the modern Albert so went for Woody

Chelsea’s scouting team: Select all - Scout/Short list

1. Shay Given 2. Kieran Trippier 3. José Enrique 4. David Batty 5. Fabian Schär 6. Jamaal Lascelles 7. Robert Lee 8. Sandro Tonali 9. Alan Shearer 10. Hatem Ben Arfa 11. Faustino Asprilla 12. Martin Dubravka 13. Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa 14. David Ginola 15. Nolberto Solano 16. James Milner 17. Craig Bellamy 18. Jonas Gutierrez 19. Steve Watson 20. Lewis Hall 21. Tino Livramento 22. Nick Pope 23. Jacob Murphy 24. Cheick Tiote 25. - 27. Jonathan Woodgate Tried to really build a squad and not just list the best/my favourite players. Lots of considerations...Beardsley or Tonali? Isak or Ginola? Les Ferdinand? And so on and so on...

Like a bike helmet

Guess they got an offer they couldn't refuse.

We try to win now. Will be hard to get used to, I understand.

He's a journalist. If that's what you think a journalist should be doing...to me it's very strange. Fortunately I don't have X/Twitter anymore so what I read from him is on here. gbandit sums it up well some posts up. Edwards is boring and has nothing to say.

Shearer signed on 30 July. Just an example.

Looks incredibly German

Maybe Tomori then.

Sampdoria win the first game 2-0. Two late red cards, one for each team, former Sunderland forward Borini for Samp. Their attacking options weren't exactly good beforehand but hopefully they can make it in the second game

Serie B playout, Sampdoria-Salernitana, first game tonight

As been said, this makes sense. Want it to go through, would be a good and logical signing as he can cover RW as well