Collage

Working today will definitely be a problem

The same for me, I haven’t seen us play this season. But if this goes through I’ll be able to support NUFC again, I’ll want us to win for a change. That’s enough for me.

”New owners want to win football games”

Exactly what we need. We haven’t been in contact with sports for 15 years.

Bielsa would be fantastic and suit us to a tee. Mancini would be amazing as well. Conte would do. Have we ever had an Italian manager?

We’re moving up in the world

Talk of bacon won’t go down well with our new owners. He’ll be out on his fat arse.

Exactly

Ashley’s media channel of choice isn’t it?

January transfer window could be interesting for the first time in decades

Mother of God

Just when I’d managed to not give a fuck about NUFC…haven’t watched a game this season

Corbridge I thought?

Obviously

He did ok at Sampdoria. Not the prettiest football but he’s likable.

Ok Brewcie

Candreva’s goal today The old man is in good form. Unfortunately Samp are struggling to win games.

So it’s one goal, really. We got a draw, technically.

Laporta turning into Mike Ashley

Been a great season so far. Napoli look great, both Milan and Rome teams, Atalanta, Juve’s weak start…promises to be an epic title race.

Who the fuck needs the PL

Cheap

No

Bruce excuse sorted. Forrin ref not used to the English game. Jet-lagged from his move two years ago.