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Lejeune and Joselu started for Alaves last night. 0-3

Napoli-Leicester

I hear it’s good, shame about the far right cunts though.

Hellas-Inter Handanovic fucks up, fine chip, 1-0 Hellas

He’s a rapist who shouldn’t be allowed to play football, but congrats, good signing. You should win the lot now.

Another reason to not give a single fuck about this PL season.

Not being middle class like Southampton

Pretty good performance from Sampdoria against a good team. They need to buy a forward now, no attackers on the bench today and Gabbiadini injured, looked bad.

Jones promoted is the best we can hope for But I think Bruce will be here for years to come

The season starts tomorrow

VAR-tastic

Think I’ll focus on the late games; Napoli v newcomers Venezia and Roma-Fiorentina.

0-2 Cuadrado

Juve 1 up after less than 3 minutes. Horrendous away kit.

Done!

Here we gooo! (Mario voice) Inter looked good, not least new recruits Calhanoglu and Dzeko. Atalanta very lucky to beat Torino. Great goal by Muriel.

Is there a Serie A thread btw?

Muriel’s goal

Millwall, now that’s a surprise

The start of the PL season has just confirmed to me that I’m not interested. Great with fans back but I just don’t care about the football. Sigh.

Why isn’t Saka starting?

Not exactly Winterburn-Adams-Keown-Dixon this

Finish!