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Sky football with alternative commentary led by Rob Mc'Elhenney and Ryan Reynolds....

We are just not savvy at all mind.

Seen this so many times this season, it just peters away to nothing everytime. Training session for city's first team players now do a little warm up for the bus trip home.

Another pitiful performance against Man City mind, barring 20 mins in the first half. Genuinely fucking sick of Marmoush as well.

Sunderland players are like rabid dogs for any pen claim or foul man

Watching the old firm at the weekend made me realise how old our average match attending fan is, we are overrun with facking owld cants! I don't begrudge anyone going btw before anyone starts!

Mustn't have a Tele in the Miley household.

Tell you what. I'd hate to be in trenches with pope mind, he'd wipe out his full squadron with a grenade the glake.

Not there today and decided to switch off. I can't keep watching because the ineptitude has me fizzing

We are most susceptible when we have possession

First half summed up...

3 consecutive corners drilled into the first man and not as though we are even attacking the near post Big improvements needed on 2nd half, can we play last man back as keeper also?

The classics are the best

I thought Alan Smith and Damien Duff were the laziest cunts going.

Think I've mentioned this before, but who the fuck does the pitch management at stadium of shite? Absolute clarts.

I am not against a crest change, but that honestly looks like the living embodiment of the get carter car park in crest form. Absolute brutalist levels of shitness. Feel we have a couple of simplistic crests in our previous arsenal to utilise if they're that desperate to change.

From the latest releases, is that top middle crest a one anyone recognises? Don't think I've seen that iteration before? I could be too young or something

Brown sauce for everything, red sauce is for the kids and their hotdogs

Never seen a man answer so many questions without context to the questions in my life Bloke could be a politician.

Look at him, cozying up with Eddie all the while playing as shit as possible to get a move away. This game needs a Rafa glasses in the top pocket gif, fantastic fightback from the lads against the backdrop of what I can only assume was a desperate plea to make sure VAR is never questioned again.

Which is is ridiculous, because if I was an opponent I think I'd want us on the ball

I love you Eddie, but please for the love of god, make subs when we are very obviously under the cosh and not after we have conceded and the heads drop! It's such a common pattern it almost feels deliberate

Feels like we are stuttering at a few levels of the club now. Trying my hardest to stay on board and not be too reactionary, but there are some worrying signs and patterns with very little light at the end of the tunnel.