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Not everyday you get to ride around in a Vito.

What constitutes Sunderland drastically improving as a city btw? The vaux site getting redeveloped? The centre itself is a fucking dive whatever they try and fool themselves into believing. And strangely enough, the surround areas of Newcastle also has stonking beaches but you know, Newcastle can only lay claim to its city boundaries whilst Sunderlands city boundaries sprawl all across the north east.

Actually having just googled Milan's training facilities, I'm canny shocked that a club of their stature has such an ageing training complex. The fitout at little Benton doesn't look terrible when pitted against it

That picture has really hit home the amount of serious top tier wags we are going to be seeing cadging around Grainger market and sunbathing on king eddy's bay in the future. Strap me in.

They're all there singing Mike's chant.

Fab has no right being so devilishly handsome considering his penchant for head Injuries in Every. Single. Game.

In the club shop today and they only had small and mediums in the home kit ffs Seems mental to STILL have no stock this many weeks after the initial launch, which was also blighted. I don't mind some of their gear but they feel massively small time!

Never spray tanned but I'll take your word.

These are the boys. You can keep your san Pellegrino's and your vorsprung durch tekniks.

More like watching tracking on DHGate to see how far the mail pigeon is.

I'm English and I'm not a racist, hope this helps towards changing your thoughts.

Wonder if they need a philanthropist also

Don't mind that tbf. Loved my green goalkeeper top when I was younger and brings up fond memories of that with the snakeskin effect. Do find it odd this staggered release from the club/castore without having full kits available mind. I don't mind castores designs etc, but the logistics/manufacturing side of it seems batshit really. The club either need to put the pressure on them to improve, or the more likely scenario, fire them into the sun as soon as feasibly possible. I'm still hopeful of umbro tbf, not glamourous I know but they can seemingly do striped kits well and their pro training range would be absolutely class.

Minibus? Or the "famous" black Newcastle Merc?

Fan shirt will be shiny and smooth in texture you'd imagine going off previous shirts. Pro will be textured but 90% of north east population won't/can't wear them anyways

What's petty, what have I missed!?

What are yous tracking through, 17 track etc?

Ah well, guess you can always hang your hat in Tennessee.

Do all your ex's live there too?

This fucking killed me man

Pity if that's where he ends up. Hope he's getting some iron clad reassurance that kane is hanging about like Now let's have a few days reflection and get back at them transfers on Friday maybe.

And then are they going to move the Kaaba brick by brick to leazes park, or Beamish? The people demand things be dismantled and moved damnit!