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He will be getting loaded onto one of them airbus belugas. For some reason I can't add an image via URL, something changed recently?

Reinstate the tuxedos dancefloor under the pitch and have it constantly rotating until it generates enough speed to leave the atmosphere.

Camel humper™

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Canny bitch tits on that mannequin.

Leazes terrace has a right to light. So we would probably have to revisit the glass escalator to the sky idea and place the fan zone above leazes terrace on a mezzanine platform.

I just assumed it's because fun88 is shit and they didn't want to advertise gambling. Wonder if PL can put a fair price on official tour partner inline with other clubs?

See SJP has been shortlisted in UK's bid for Euro 2028. Alongside the SOS, so double the money spinner for Newcastle as no fucker will be stopping in Sunlun.

This is my ultimate disappointment when I get a "pie" Sure it's a lush hotpot, but a pies a pie you know.

To add to the pie discussion. Mhor bakery callander in loch Lomond has unreal pies. I need to stop everytime I pass through.

Love his energy and joy of where he's from, good on you

He's right about one thing, it's going to be relentless for them going forward.

Rishi is a mag. Completely unsurprising that though, sad.

Good for you mate, it's nice to see people finally happy with everything nufc again. But I still hold reservations about Alex's motives.

Unleash the beast!

This sort of irks me like, trying not to be a knob about it but it just seemed off at the time. And the way the trust brushed it away like it was nowt seemed shitty. I removed my financial support for the trust (ok, it was fairly measly anyways) and put it into a DD to wor flags instead. I still listen to TF podcast but by God does some of the people on there bug the shit out of me to the point of turning it off. Good luck to them if they've picked up any awards.

Sean and Matty longstaff at Whitley warriors game last night. Kindly took photos with the bairns.

Such a hard question because they all bring something to the table. But Trippier has been the catalyst and is the example the club has a set on commitment and desire. Bruno is class and really is the icing. And you can't look past the fact he joined when we were in a relegation fight and with no relegation clauses, mad man

Eddie Howe : a king around toon Steve Bruce: Rurl ya foreskin doon

Jesus has he left? What happened there then?

Hard work for sure that first half. But EH had a stacked bench and he clearly went for it by the end. Largely forgettable, but the momentum keeps us moving forward. That was a game we easily would've lost without a whimper in previous seasons.

Leicester won a PL with Danny Simpson in their side, never looked at football in the same way since.