Twinport53

Good little snap shot video.

Glad the journos are tweeting it.

Seems a lot of people heading to the ground in that Yep. It's just the start though. Anything under 45K is a start in my book.

Am not the one sending angry PM's so I don't get banned

Your username is fitting.

The photo is ancient you drip.

Aye, because 4 wins out of 14 would be any better. Some people are fucking thick as shit.

subs: Woodman, Sterry, Kemen, Obertan, Ameobi, Armstrong, Riviere

Dat fret. DEAD BALL FRET. You want shot to shit for paying to see that today.

(4-3-3): Krul; Janmaat, Coloccini ©, Williamson, Anita; Abeid, R.Taylor, Colback; Gouffran, Perez, Cabella.

Team news soon. Am going with Gouffran, Sammy and Raylor in the starting XI. Grim.

Am nervous and excited which is unusual for matchday. I used to feel this way many moons ago about the actual football

Sackmobile!

Daft cunt.

He can't help himself. 1-0 down, and took both centre mids off, for a striker and a ...? Left back

Ne blasties indoors, incase you knock over a vase.

But in the direction of the goal? Both are nee good but LDJ is arguably less s***. I agree. They are both abit shit, but I certainly can not see Riviere going to PSV and hitting 20 goals to claim a league title.

I hope this happens. Thank you to Sunderland for the generous donation of an aeroplane highlighting our terrible derby failings. Reet bunch of gimps like.

Cracking freekick.

Derby were 3-1 down, 3-3 now.

What a drip.

Hardly, Everton absolutely dicked Wolfsburg earlier in the season. They're pretty s****. Ahem... I think you will find you are actually wrong