You put your left-back on, your left-back out, in-out in-out, f**k it all about.
You do the Pardew and you don't have a clue, that's not what it's all about!
Ooohhh Alan Pardew!
Ooohhh Alan Pardew!
Ooohhh Alan Pardew!
You're a c**t, clueless c**t, c**t c**t c**t
I tried