samptime29

Nandos, beers and watching footy. What a combo. Feel well fat now. Greedy.

Annoying thing was I I captained Dias originally but changed to Stones. I also had Grealish as vice captain but changed to Saka. Tierney and Kane on bench injured. A real disastrous week.

Omg Saka not playing. So triggered here. Might smash a few plates like an intense Greek guy

This game is there to be won.

Lol and they score

Fulham have been gash 2nd half

Can’t see him coming on - who is your VC? Saka. I took it off Bruno. Think I have made a mistake.

I've given him shit, so should say he was much improved today. Thought his crossing was very good, more of that please.

Corners are such a weird aspect of football. I reckon all professional players can put in good crosses in training, but come match day you would think it's the most difficult skill to execute with the amount of terrible corners you see each week (not just from us). Fraser has always looked capable of crossing well and consistently, but Shelvey who couldn't beat his first man a few weeks ago is now doing it too. Confidence in football is everything imo, in that it unlocks players ability, without confidence ability seems to go out the window. Fair point. We actually won the corners today through our pressing and attacking so it was encouraging.

Aye. Not had a Nandos in ages so going for that tonight with a few beers. Told missus we can watch the film when footy ends at 10pm. Sorted.

Crucial 2 home games coming up. 4 points from next 2 would be very useful.

The new Glenn Roeder Feb 2006 to May 2006 edition.

Our corners were better today. Our corners have been shit recently but much improved today.

Fuck off Pep. First time I have captained a defender (Stones) on bench. FFS.

We pressed a lot higher today which was key. Thought our workrate was really good. We created 4-5 chances for Wilson, and with that amount of chances, your confident he will score at least 2 goals. Really enjoyed the win.

Played well overall, Wilson took his goals nicely.

Much better ball from Lewis

Weirder than I imagined lol.

Yeah I got a Facebook message this morning from someone called 'Mohammed Jaffer'. He sends me a screenshot of my Fantasy account and says 'Is this your account?'. I look on my Fantasy and who am I playing in the cup this week, yes Mohammed Jaffer. What a fantasy creep. Hope you win.

Anybody still in cup? I have won 4 from 4. The dream is alive.

This has 2-0 defeat written all over it.

Like who, Louis van Gaal? Or maybe one of the most decorated managers of all time Jose Mourinho? We really wouldn't. Ole is getting the best of out of this team. We need a right winger, a centre back and probably a centre forward. Sure. Go and spend yet another couple of hundred million on transfer fees. Your team is already the second most expensive in the league. f*** off with the hard done to bullshit. Hard done by* And yes numerous managers have spent a fortune assembling different teams at us. That is also irrelevant. We need a right winger and a centre back, and we have done for a while. If you google the Cambridge English dictionary, it comes up with both hard done to and hard done by, bell end. You’re whinging because you’ve spent the best part of a billion pounds and are still lagging behind other teams. Don’t be coming in here and crying about needing to sign yet another three £50+M player. Prick. Jesus.

This is just honking. We are sooooooooooooo boring to watch.

Shelvey maaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn

Lol