U2

Names a billion strikers in the starting line-up. Scores 0 goals.

Had a little choke at the Palace game co-commentator calling Pardew's set-piece tactics "predictable"

Somebody call the fashion police, right now.

Palace are attacking with so many bodies in the box. What have they done to/with Pardew?

Palace effort cleared off the line

Everton 1 up on Palace. Here we go again

100% pass completion rate. Basically Xavi.

Mehdi!

Desperate to see Santon back. Get him on and give Haidara the applause he deserves.

Haha

Fucking Williamson

Sammy is spent. Sub him

Noooo not Gouffran

Vurnon

Colo in the wrong place.

Ayoze is so sharp

Colback just a mess in our half. Abeid on please.

Can we give McManaman the head coach job on the condition that he always dresses this way?

Cabella mauling the young left back.

Oi oi Remy

There is a fantastic meme opportunity here..

Source? Would be proper gutted if we missed this kid.

There is no such thing. Called the EPL outside of the UK.

Delegates responsibility to give himself less to do. Carver not so thick after all.

Entirely the fault of the CB who breaks from the defensive line to mark the space in front. Give de Jong the pocket to run into. Pretty grim play, aye.