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Palace just did the lofted back post Williamson corner :lol:

Feeling a tad more positive after learning of Southampton's absentee list.

Cabella not tracking back myth well embedded then.

Thompson infuriated by such an insignificant moment

Darlow and Lascelles on the bench for Forest today. I know Jamaal has strong competition in the squad, but I'd assumed that Darlow as first choice. So why has he been dropped?

Pardew would undoubtedly drop him for this game, lets see what the clone does. Said Cabella will start in the press, which is great. Although, he also said - along the lines - that he has to "work harder for the team", which is ominously familiar

Gateshead are away to Nuneaton today. Campbell and Roberts are expected to start. I'll nip down and see how it goes for them.

Ronaldo hasn't been THAT much better than Messi last year really either. Which is crazy considering Messi suffering from injury for awhile. He certainly was in Europe.

David Luiz's inclusion is a wind-up, right? Terrible footballer who acts like he's capable. Or did he win the tears contest, pipping Neymar?

Who is this chap? I want to get excited.

Vonstrenginho's latest effort. Dunno if he's known on here.

The easiest job in the world done rather well. Great article.

Easiest job in the world. A particularly terrible attempt at the easiest job in the world.

Would definitely take Dann over Taylor and Williamson, but I'd want better than all three.

Scott Dann is Pardew's new Williamson on set pieces.

Hurrikane!

Cameraman kept his distance as the king walked towards the tunnel.

Wrong decision? Nope, more shots!

Need to keep of tally how many games it takes Pardew's palace to score in the first 30 minutes.

Number 27 battering it 100 foot up in the air. It's a shot, I guess.

Holy shit, I thought that was in and duly cheered

Rose opening up a quarry with that tackle

25% possession and the fans are loving it. Pardew in dreamland.

"What tactics does he use to increase possession?" :lol: He doesn't.