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Did they do the fish quiz?

What did he say? He confused Fernando and Fernandinho cos he thought they look the same.

Like a new signing

Zaha will have to make do with being "Alan's bit of magic" (said Partridge style) from the bench.

Erm, Burnley

What's the point in having Santon on the bench if he isn't up to coming on?

Quiet half from Cabella until he popped up and destroyed Matic then Luis in quick succession. Taken his time to settle, apparently. I think not been allowed to settle is the accurate situation.

Could do with giving Santon some game time.

Carver doesn't strike me as a good game manager so I wouldn't be surprised if he messes up in the second half as we hunt for an equalizer. Get Cabella back onto the right to link up with Sissoko and Janmaat, then more of the same please.

I think you could look at the Chelsea goal and find lots of blame on our players, maybe one player in particular, but it was quick thinking that forced the error(s). Completely out of the ordinary and I'd wager almost every team would have been as switched of as our players.

Not having chance to have a great game. He's never shone at #9, but all he needs is one opening. Happy to see him there and not worried by how the first half went for him.

Was just really good play by Chelsea?

"You're just a shit Ameobi" chants?

Swear I just spotted a dead/sleeping Chelsea fan in the front row

Cabella playing with an almighty point to prove.

Cabella recovering from his early Pardew-back.

Gouffran switching off in defence, again. Someone scream at him for the next ten minutes and haul him off in the 36th minute.

They will press us at some point in the first half.

The state of the pitch Playing on a rubbish tip.

Genuinely amused by the amount of rubbish on the pitch at the SoL - particularly Wes Brown. Oh and the wind is really playing havoc blowing litter about.

There isn't a facepalm gif big enough for this.

Ugh. w*****s. Can't believe they are replying to you. I need to think of a come back and quick. They've already won

That's the one, cheers. Didn't have Hatem starting his run from so deep, nor picking Cisse out from such a narrow field position. Makes it even better than I remembered Which other games did Hatem grab us the winning goal?

Reckon this guy has the technical ability to make it, but lacks both the required physicality and mentality. One of those two and he's in. Unlucky.

I reckon his attacking comments can be translated as follows: "We need to hit the ball into their third faster. From there hit the ball into the area as fast as possible with very little consideration for the likelihood of success." Attrition attacking football is coming to Crystal Palace.