Holloway

Get in,what a fucking response

Fuck me it's captain Calamity

Flat as a fart already ?

2nd best here so far,doing fuck all when we get it

Joe continuing beast mode

It's Frank Bampard

A bit beige from Eddie, when everyone`s salivating for the sexy fucker

We`ve had a stack of favourable results so far this season, keeping our woeful arses in contention for survival. In addressing our most glaring weaknesses in the window, the season starts with this game, and I`m confident we`ll have enough to win it

Oh, they've just mentioned Hereford

If Shelvey is to be in the 3, it seems pointless to have him sat deepest as the weakest part of his game is tackling/breaking up the play.Joe is better suited to that role

Stoked for this one already, the sense of anticipation seeing the new lads and what they can bring. May have a beer or two

Half an hour with KK and he'd be on the plane

Looks solid enough. Who`s winning a 100m dash out of our CB`s ?

Truly sickening, as are some of the reactions out there.

Plenty of championship quips in the last few pages, we`re not going down like. Things are aligning, we`re gaining momentum

ooooh surprise, I`ll hazard a guess

Good read that, liked the comments about Amanda and the veiled digs at the former owner. Question is whether he can develop further with the inevitability of higher quality team mates that are brought in. Should be exciting finding out !

My first Toon hero No apparent weaknesses as a striker, lightning quick (elite 100m level), strong as a bull and lethal with both feet (in his autobiography he mentions hours of practice spent shooting with his weaker right foot) and he was also very powerful in the air. Was known as Mac the Mouth in the press back then as he was quite outspoken, and in the run up to the fa cup final in 74 he was spouting off a bit. Unfortunately he only got the one chance in the one sided final which he skyed over the bar. His book also chronicles the botched operation on his knee by the club`s medical staff which led to a painful early retirement and the beginnings of a serious alcohol problem.

I`ve never been so desperate for us to sign a player that only 2 days ago I knew absolutely fuck all about

Blimey,crikey and crivens ?

Cock tease of a transfer window,give us a happy ending

Was that Mc Faul?

You`re right as far as I can remember, it went `fuck off Peyter Reid` though. We were at this pub at Villa around that time and the track by the Monkees (how apt) just got played on a loop for about an hour

Aye bring the old ones back. Still think our finest moment was rhyming Peyter Reid with monkey`s heed, that`s move over John Lennon territory

I`d sooner have Alli than Lingard, Ramsey and that tart from Norwich