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Reckless cunt. Hollywood slide.

Can't even throw the ball in.

Kenedy worth neewhere near 25 million.

This level of not giving a fuck is criminal.

Diame in treacle. Fuck me this is dreadful.

Shite from Gayle, bad from Kenedy.

5 straight losses to end the season it's going to be.

Nothing solid about his defending lately. Fucking wreck in both directions.

The way we're ending the season has killed any chance he had.

Nee wonder he's fed up.

Hard working team my fucking arse.

They're fucking desperate to take the piss now they've done the job. Seeing how much holidaying they can get away with.

Manquillo getting a game because it's his birthday.

Keith Curle looks like Jeff Goldblum was asked to be Alan Pardew. We was like life out there today, we was trying to find a way.

They built a stadium bigger than they needed.

Would love to see something as crazy as putting Cal Roberts in after his two goals in that final the other night but think it will be those two and Mbemba in.

Sorry if people like him or whatever, I just can't get on with the whole hoying a few spreadsheets of dubious figures onto twitter and then acting like he's cracked the inner workings of the club from it like he often does. Obviously the club's shite, I agree with that. Just don't his whole shtick.

Oh god. The only thing I hate more than NUFC stating something is "Big Chris Holt" telling us what it really means.

Club's dead anyway. Might have had a bit of a zombie reanimation for a year or so but the heartbeart and brain activity is long gone.

Totally non committal on anything important and making excuses for the past. Ashley United.

Mario Gomez and his fantastic hair would have knocked Real out tonight. I mean, I know they've had Mandzuckic since he was there too, but yeah, Mario.

I expect a lot of lax marking and sloppy touches where the eye's been taken off the ball both in figure and literal.

Of course James puts it out for them ffs

Again? Fucking again? You absolute shitcunts.

Arsenal need him the most, the fact Iwobi is pretty much their only real winger is awful. Wonder if he's too close to Spurs to make that happen or if he'd willingly become Sol Campbell.