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Only a matter of time before he has a heart attack. The colour of his face is totally wrong.

Ritchie's fucking shite man. More interested in shouting than playing football.

This is it. This is the time there's no return and Ashley's fucking about finally kills his cash cow.

A shame he seemed to just say the regular shite in the interview. I was hoping he'd properly lose his head.

Also, I fucking wish Ki was still here.

I'd honestly be looking to see Anderson is young enough to still moulded into a deeper lying midfielder and getting him in. Clearly got some technical ability and energy about him.

Riviere was Joelinton with pace surely.

Insane he's still "Safe as houses."

His heads totally gone.

Wouldn't the more modern thing be to compare his actual goals vs his xG?

Gayle is small, Carroll and Joelinton are big. PFM's like big players.

He's lost his head completely but he'll be allowed to keep going a for a long while yet. I'm not actually sure even getting us relegated would get him sacked.

They'll sell Dubs before they sell Darlow

Silva, Howe or maybe QSF for me, I'd say try for someone left field like Montella or Jardim but we won't go for someone who hasn't worked here before. Complete opposite of our favoured approach for players which makes no sense

Given we've gone through all the other active PFM's Hughes is nailed on to be here next.

Almost every ex player hates us.

Got to remember in his mind Almiron as number 10 back end of last season after lockdown counted as 442.

Lascelles loyalty was bought by Ashley long ago.

Karanka is proof that PFM's come from anywhere.

When Pardew, McLaren and Carver were making it look like a bad job, it actually wasn't. We keep getting old Dinosaurs who make it look worse than it is.

Meyer released from Palace.

Yes, I've already realised how that sounds now I've read it.

I'd take fucking Joey Barton over Bruce at this point.

His time at Sunderland is like a slightly longer version of what's happened here (with the added bonus of there being other PFM's about to make his lack of tactics not matter as much back then.) He got bought Bent and that got him by for a bit, like getting Wilson has here.

How the fuck has he cracked under what is essentially twitter fans not liking him? Is it because without the soopafans in the ground to cheer him, he desperately needs it elsewhere for his ego? Man has the safest, easiest job in football and he's gunna lose it by self imploding.