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Lets win this fucking league then, come on!

That would totally play into our hands like.

Providing Huddersfield and Reading don't produce glorious comebacks today...

Leeds are in great form, I think they're the team we should be worried about now.

Why's he picked that team like? The bench is arguably stronger.

Blackburn did it.

Why is that member of Watford's coaching team wearing a scarf?

We could lose 16-0 today and Huddersfield could win 123-0 and we'll still comfortably go up. Wish people would stop wetting themselves for absolutely no reason.

We're 10 points ahead of them, their game in hand is worthless at the moment because it's played on the last week of the season - if we're 6 (because of GD) or more points ahead going into it, then they cant catch us even with their game in hand. Their game in hand is the penultimate week of the season for what it's worth and have 2 more games after it, not the last week of the season Well that's just ruined everything Joey!

Even if we were level on points with Huddersfield, we'd still be favourites to go up like. Edit - I didn't say anything else.

Brighton all but guaranteed promotion now. Technically need 10 points, but with a 28 goal swing needed in goal difference, in reality it's 9 points. Will Huddersfield win all of their remaining games? Probably not. So you could say that two wins and a draw or two would be enough. With home games against Wigan and Bristol City, they're pretty nailed on to get what they need.

I'd be concerned if we didn't have at least one on our books at all times like.

Didn't he do similar crap against us? Dwight Gayle went down under much less contact two days ago to win us a penalty like.

Brighton bringing on Ellen Degeneres to see the game out.

It was never a foul mind.

Well that's us not going up then.

Dunk knackered or ill or something... He's off, anyway.

Greg, don't let real quotes from the actual Bolton manager get in the way of Ronaldo's agenda.

Didn't he do well at Bolton? Would be surprised if they didn't want him to stay. He's not going to have anything to do with the first team next season, chill bro. Just enjoy the exquisite cameos. Aye, they wanted him back but we wouldn't sanction it due to us not getting a winger in.

Fancy QPR to beat Brighton tonight. Based on nothing other than guy instinct. QPR's home form is fairly decent recently though to be fair. Backed them at 12/5.

It's even more staggering watching it back like How the fuck did they get that so wrong.

That's Keith Stroud as well isn't it? You could tell the ref was going to be annoying last night the way he wanted every throw in to be taken to the exact inch where the ball went out and no leeway. Didn't think he'd be that bad though I thought so too, but having looked it up it's actually some chap called James Adcock.

1/100 for relegation now