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I love Shelvey's jump in the air at the end of that video like

The clubs have some input as to which day they would prefer, seems like we prefer playing on Wednesday for whatever reason. Obviously policing and stuff needs to be practical for the request to go ahead too.

Injury prone player to join a club with an absolutely terrible record of keeping players fit... Hmm, cant see what could possibly go wrong there.

England have a fantastic way of just making every match they are involved in be utterly boring.

This Scunthorpe game has been class.

Whenever I've seen Toney play (which is very, very infrequently mind) he's looked like a good player. But he seems to struggle to stay in the team when he goes out on loan, so maybe I only ever see him on a good day Great finish that was.

Out of interest... How many of those have made a terrible tackle that have resulted in a serious injury? Keane on Haaland. Gerrard was very lucky not to have done serious damage to Boateng...Bardsley to Coloccini. I've seen plenty bad tackles from the others at least a few times in their careers to suggest they are 'that type of player'. Aye, I wasn't disputing that they're all c***s. Was just wondering how many of them have actually caused a serious injury to an opponent. Keane made Haaland retire ffs Yes, which is one of the 8 that I knew. The other 7 I cant recall actually seriously injuring an opponent, hence why I asked "how many of them?" rather than "have any of them?" People read far too much into some questions sometimes. I wasn't defending them, disputing them being c***s or whatever - was just asking a question ffs

Out of interest... How many of those have made a terrible tackle that have resulted in a serious injury? Keane on Haaland. Gerrard was very lucky not to have done serious damage to Boateng...Bardsley to Coloccini. I've seen plenty bad tackles from the others at least a few times in their careers to suggest they are 'that type of player'. Aye, I wasn't disputing that they're all cunts. Was just wondering how many of them have actually caused a serious injury to an opponent.

Out of interest... How many of those have made a terrible tackle that have resulted in a serious injury?

Sky absolutely desperate to have us on TV when we get promoted and win the league

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Without actually looking, I'd hazard a guess at Knockaert? Edit - In the league: Knockaert is 13 goals, 7 assists Ritchie is 9 goals, 7 assists

Sorry to only pick out a small part of your good post Heron, but I just wanted to say how f***ing grim it is that our (NUFC) 'fans' sing that s***. I didn't mind when it was "Drink all your beer" and it was a socially acceptable song, that we sung because our team were f***ing useless and we were just trying to have a good time. Now it's like some sort of tramp stamp of honour amongst our fucknuts.

Sorry to only pick out a small part of your good post Heron, but I just wanted to say how fucking grim it is that our (NUFC) 'fans' sing that shit.

Rob Elliot = good shot stopper Jak Alnwick = bad shot stopper When a ball frequently goes through your hands and into the net, that's when you're not a good shot stopper.

Might cancel my direct debit with DFS and tell them I don't need to pay for my sofa anymore because I've sold it.

Goodison is awful like, but I hope they don't move into one of these typical LEGO stadiums.

Rob Elliot is perfectly adequate to be third choice. Wouldn't even be offended if he was second choice, really. Providing we have a competent goalkeeper ahead of him who isn't made out of glass.

Isn't the England support basically just a collection of mongs from each team in England?

Vardy is such a cunt.

Sorry lads...

Bet Ronaldo is smaller than 5 foot 10 like, proper small man syndrome that bloke.

That Slovakia game is a pretty crucial game I would've thought Aye, it is. I have absolutely no time for international football during the season though.

As we can no longer finish lower than 9th, thought we'd shake the poll up a bit to see where people think our season will end.

Derby Barnsley