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I'm sorry but we've done fucking excellent here like. The jealousy all over RTG is fantastic btw, if you get a chance to look. I'm absolutely stunned, buzzing for Leicester on Monday night. Them last few tickets available wont be lasting long now.

I've pissed myself twice, screamed with excitement at the Mrs, phoned all of my friends, updated my social media. What do I do now? Are we going to win games now?

You jammy f***, Penn was only taking this p*ss n'al it had nowt to do with Penn like, I had it placed before that post.

I don't even know how to process this. The happiest Newcastle supporting day in a long, long time. Plus I've just won £1,250. I feel like crying.

Stop worrying lads, tomorrow will just be a quick sign off and all completed. By 3pm we'll all be sat drinking cocktails wanking over Benitez. The deal would be dead by now if it wasn't going to happen.

Not if McClaren is aware of the situation and is just effectively being a 'caretaker' until Rafa comes in - which I think is the current situation

This.

Says someone who lives in Leeds...

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Love it how English teams cant play Thursday and Sunday so they throw away the Europa League. Yet every other European club can cope with it.

Ready to Groom - "Benitez has never been in a relegation scrap". Really? So he was winning titles with Valladolid, Osasuna and Extremadura was he? He's had just as much experience in this situation as Fat Sam has... clueless little twats

To be fair when you are sitting next to Robbie Savage, anyone seems a decent laugh.

Love how Tuchel always looks like he is about to go on a night out.

Mort still occasionally comes to matches, doesn't he?

Are Madrid not doing worse since he left?

That error in the title

RTG have started rocking backwards and forwards and crying. It must be so hard being the shit little club always in our shadow like

Imagine he isnt in before Leicester? You would have to wait to see if we stay up to get paid They'll pay up if anyone is confirmed as "manager", so for 10 games, 9 or 8 then they'll still pay it up. The 10 game thing only refers to caretaker managers like.

Fixed it for you.

Fwiw, I'm hearing that it's a done deal - McClaren has been sacked and Rafa is in on a 10 game deal which will be automatically extended to 3 years if we stay up. If we go down, both sides have an option to walk away. Same source who told me to lump money on Rafa yesterday morning. £1,250 come at me

The way he has been treated over all of this is appalling like.

Sky reporting 3 year deal

I'm not going to be happy until this is confirmed. We've been here so many times before. I think this time they have to pull it off though, the outrage if this collapses would be unreal.

Some of the scousers on that board talk a lot of sense, seem a reasonable bunch to be fair. I hate Liverpool mind but they seem alright.

Sam Allardyce has never been in the shit as badly as they are such an incorrect myth like.