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He's decided to hide in home games as well as away days now. Absolutely cowardly performance.

Jonjo Shelvey proving that he has more bollocks than any other player on the park today, he played his fair share of shit balls (which is going to happen when you try some balls like he does) but he was also involved in everything today, tried to play football and looked like a leader. I didn't like this bloke previously, but I've got a lot of time for him now. Sissoko & Wijnaldum were embarrassing today, clearly couldn't give two shits. Sadly, the less quality players in our side seem to have the biggest balls. Our big players frequently hide and turn in absolutely shite performances. We were playing a team today who have no real stars, no real quality but were organised and wanted to play together as a team. Leicester being a prime example of you not needing quality players, just hard work and good tactics and organisation to succeed. Whereas Chelsea, Man Utd, Everton, Liverpool and us are examples that if you have big players who don't give a shit you'll end up in a mess. I'm never one for calling for managers to go, but McClaren has to go now. Sadly with the regime we currently have, even if he does go, we'll not replace him or we'll end up with some old crocker who Ashley owes a favour to.

Absolute disgrace today. If this guy was the real deal - why has no 'big club' ever came in for him? Because they can see past his 1 good performance in every 10?

We'd still end up going down though

Good article that is.

Suspension is not viewed as a punishment and therefore Sunderland would have done nothing wrong by keeping him suspended. The issue is not because they didn't sack him, the issue is un-suspending him and playing him.

not seen something covered up this badly in a long time. Byrne will take the fall for it, a handsome payoff and she'll take the "I was the only one who knew" route. Such a shit little club relegation for them this season would top it all off and is thoroughly what they deserve.

Love it when players take offence to being called shit, when fans have travelled hundreds of miles and paid a days wage to go and watch an absolutely shocking performance.

As the great TCD would say... its only you forrin fans who want him out. If you've lived in Newcastle, you'd understand just how important keeping Steve is.

Love The Sun I do if there is a bandwagon to jump on, they're first on it!

Saturdays game is huge, absolutely huge.

Jack f***ing Colback? Oh and obviously Dummett and Saylor. Aye, because we have other options ahead of Dummett and Saylor? It's a problem though Get your point but sadly, I'd have chosen the same team as SMC tonight (bar Gouffran). It's a bit hard to turn a poo into a pony, but we'll certainly see if we can tonight.

Jack f***ing Colback? Oh and obviously Dummett and Saylor. Aye, because we have other options ahead of Dummett and Saylor?

I don't quite think its that bad, apart from Gouffran I don't really see the problem?

£250 on Man Utd/Arsenal double @ 1.04/1 £150 on -1 double @ 3.55/1

Sunderland AFC (Always Fuck Children) right now http://cdn.meme.am/instances/55742333.jpg

So basically, if you're gonna groom kids - do it on Snapchat.

2-0 win Wijnaldum to score in an away game. I've been drinking, if you hadn't noticed.

Imagine going home and realising that you're going to prison for at least 5 years I was pissed off when I got home and realised I needed to do some ironing

If he's a full nonce he'd have got that blow job. Oh he definitely did, the evidence just wasn't enough to convict.

I do love the "hes a bit of a nonce" comment that the school friend used to describe him Wonder what he'd needed to do to qualify as a full nonce? Is he a 25% nonce at the moment?

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How can he see his child like if he isn't allowed to speak to Stacey?

If SAFC were being truthful, then they would be seeking legal action against Johnson. Their statement is utter, utter lies imo.

"Can we just check... did Adam wear blue or yellow pants on the 1st June 1995?"