Altamullan

Now there's a night when it's is worth (I quote) being a "corporate w*****"! Hope you absolutely loved it man.

Did he look like a spaceman? Images of someone in full on astronaut kit walking out of the match looking despondent What even is this I had to leave before I was ejected. I was f***ing raging. YOU'RE ALIVE!!!! Whey-hey!! Welcome back man, how ye feeling fella? Let him recover from re-entry will you. Got the bends. Phew! Dog's about to shit on the floor. Offski, to mutter toon songs by the River Mersey...

Did he look like a spaceman? Images of someone in full on astronaut kit walking out of the match looking despondent What even is this I had to leave before I was ejected. I was f***ing raging. YOU'RE ALIVE!!!! Whey-hey!! Welcome back man, how ye feeling fella?

I'm beginning to worry that Dr Spaceman has--amidst a we're doomed it's all turned to shit type internal narrative--chucked himself in the Tyne. If anyone has seen an astronaut-suit wearing gadgie, with a facial expression alternating between despondency, joy and shame, please let me know... order wise I'll not sleep tonight.

Yep, I'll opt for being hoarse over punching horse every time

Did he look like a spaceman? :lol: speaking of which, "Spaceman, Sapceman! We want Dr Spaceman" ( Howay man, DS take a bow, I need to take the dog out..."

Well fronted-up Dan, must be gutting to have missed those 7 minutes.

Geordies used Mackem as a derogatory term. We turned it round and that is what really pisses them off. Can you honestly say you're annoyed that they like calling themselves Mackems? Let's just switch to calling them. Tak'ems instead.

"Spaceman, Spaceman! We want Dr Spaceman..."

You said same when we were losing. Not every minute is season defining, there's plenty more games to come. I think that was me actually, sourpuss.

Howay Dr Spaceman, take a bow. Tell us how you feel. It'll round the night off perfectly (can't keep listening to the post-match music, it's like SAS torture, we're in whole new realms of cringey shitness now...)

hang in there mate.

https://twitter.com/SimplyMitro/status/781235135488389120 That's hilarious; the fucker would be getting a left hook in the changing room if it was me!

Still listening to the music from the radio stream, just to savour the moment. 'Running man, running for home...'

Good on ye pal. Make sure you use strong words too

Feckin'' hate that University of Blunderland (please come to us, they're geet proppa degrees, honest) advertising tune.

I genuinely believe that could be season defining. You absolutely must get a positive kick-on from that. "It is written", bullshit, writ large! Howay the lads!!

that's better than a thousand words to describe how we're feeling.

Players look fucking elated. Hayden is pumped to fuck

We're allowed to win 4-3s?? I must have missed the memo...

:frantic: :yikes:

WOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOO!!!

Really not the time for Ritchie to lose his crossing ability. Two strikers in the box and launching it out.