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Ooh, look at me sitting here taakin all original Geordie Viking and all that MO! Woo-hoo

Fucking cracking post/location Jim! Go and dig up some Australopithecines (!) Howay the African Lads!

Brilliant Nice. Chantelle says 'Hi' x

Whey aye man

:lol: Looks like a mentalist walking to the shops. It's the nutter on the bus... "Anyone seen my CAMEL!!!"... Barmy Arab.

HEED-TH'-BAL... fucking loving him though.

Hayden, Ritchie, Shlevey, Atsu... fucking top players man.

May have been a tad conservative...

Let's have them in the final, and see if they can maintain a Rafa love-in when he does an Istanbul on them.

Could be like two different sides playing Saturday, but the fuckers will be traumatised rather than 'motivated' if we keep this going.

Close to three Alex. Chil the fuck out mate... C-A-L-M...

Two goals while SSN have been on adverts!!

How? Chucking the dummy coz that nasty English jock wouldn't let him take the pen. Great confidence and professionalism from Ritchie. Cracking way to respond Mitro?!!!! !!!!

Fucking embarrassing shit there Mitro.

Well jealous!! Fucking love hearing Danes showing Geordie's Viking origins....

:lol: easy to forget the need to be aesthetically pleasing off the pitch too

Just seen the miss... Oh dear. Atsu was right behind him(left footer) in better position yet Diame swung his...err, well, his swinger at it and shocking miss.

Mo...

Right lads, who we fancying next round??

Nice finish, outside the box bottom right corner. Go Mo!

White stuff coming down Colbacks face after an elbow to his face. Proper red man, honest!

Shelvey, Atsu, Ritchie, Hayden, Yedlin, (plus Diame and Mitro) against a 10 man Preston B team. They'll sit back and frustrate (try) but so wish I could watch this.

Hat trick for Mitro, two for Hayden, and a scorcher from JonJo. Yes please, thanks very much.

I'm thinking 5-0. Howay the lads!

You show them Jack, proper blood, red, proper RED!