Altamullan

Yep, thought he was excellent.

Can only have been Santa Claus....

Top drawer mate. Right next to your numbered shirt. Roll on next Sunday... I want to start drinking now!

Cisse...pants. Cissy Charlton would have been stronge rthere.

twas moi...unfotunately only metaphorically...

Sergio Wijnaldum...

[WE'VE] "become accustomed to the fact that Newcastle alwasy take the scenic route to a victory..." What the fuck is the commentator on about!

Haidara's well gettign stuck in

whoever went for the Barca version in the Gini song contest belatedly wins!

FUUUCK cerebral jism on the ceilinG!!!!

Think I've just had a psychological orgasm,,,

Have we ridden a storm??

Heard someone ...sounded like Gini RUN

Lovely to hear crowd trying to lift them

This.

I think 6-2 might buoy the chaps up enough for next weekend... I'm on that.

So quiet...such a remarkable scoreline... speaks to how despondent the crowd/we've become.

Five goals in 34 minutes... sack the scriptwriter, it's not realistic.

same bit of net as Gini... feel like framing it.

Next goal's the winner...

Our games are like piss poor soap operas...

Really important phase of the game...need some possession

Greta move. Gini is a clever player