13 seems generous, tbf. Like, a month here and there adding up to a year in addition to the inexplicable Pardew fifth place season, where iirc we were shitter than hell, but Ba was literally God.
Makes you wonder why we bother?
We're fucking mugs.
Or you're a fucking jinx
tbf Newcastle were amazing 16 years ago.
Somewhere in the world a baby born the last time Newcastle were good is making house payments.