HaydnNUFC

Where've you predicted our wins will come from out of interest?

The grainy SC? He's got the body of a 12 year old girl Aye. Why the f*** has it been videoed, man. f***ing idiot. ffs

The grainy SC? He's got the body of a 12 year old girl Aye. Why the fuck has it been videoed, man. Fucking idiot.

Photo of Dele Alli getting sucked off doing the rounds on Twitter. Cannot unsee. Ah, no, it's a video.

Let's just see how Slimani does when he comes in. Bit tough with it looking like his first game will be Man Utd (h) but there's no pressure on us to get a result and hopefully that plays to our advantage. Our tactical set up et al in the overwhelming majority of games has been spot on and people with even a modicum of knowledge about football knows that we just need a good enough striker to put chances away; look at the games against Bournemouth, Everton, Swansea, Burnley. Slimani is a bloke rated at £30m, has scored in the PL despite starting only 15 times in a side that doesn't suit his style of play and physique, and in the CL. After Man Utd we have 2 weeks to prepare for what I believe and I think most people will see as a winnable match in Bournemouth (a). You can lack confidence in us, but to say we're absolute certainties for relegation is ludicrous.

Let's see if your laughing after the next 5 games that's all I'm saying. 2 wins out of 17 and your actually laughing at that prediction - righto let's see. 2 wins from 17 and we're still not in the relegation zone. I'll start panicking then.

"absolute cert"

Aye, agree with that. Tbf I thought Napoli would have fallen apart a bit by now after Juve closed the gap to 1 but they've held their nerve well so far They've got Lazio at home next week, tough game, already won at Juventus. Still expect them to drop points at some stage and as soon as they do Juve will overtake them and stay in 1st. They're just too good. Shame because although I like Juventus some of the stuff Napoli have played under Sarri has been quality.

Does he say "fuck off" to the guy who says "eh Mikey"?

Still think Juve are retaining the scudetto, like. Napoli have still got to go away to Juve and their squad hasn't got as much strength in depth as Juve's. (Juventus have conceded 1 goal in their last 15 matches in all competitions, fucking hell )

How the fuck haven't I seen that before?

Napoli back to the top of Serie A. Both them and Juve have been utterly relentless. Title race over there is very intriguing.

Leeds have sacked Christiansen.

Fuck me.

Wouldn't call you mental, KI, more optimistic. Jose is always absolutely shit when he comes up here, might be just a straw to grasp at but you never know.

Bit daft to write off Bournemouth on the 24th of this month.

Good first 30 minutes, rest of the game was really poor. Howay, Slimani.

Would let him bum me for 50p.

Hhshdhwhegeg

These poses man. Make me want to top mesel.

Brexit means Brexit, I'm afraid.

They talking about the game that kicks off in 3 hours instead of the one in 40 minutes yet?

Odds on Sky to make a montage on how much of a crisis club we are whilst ignoring Ashley is the reason for it?

I've seen games on Sky be 2:15 and 4:30 before but that was because BT had a game on at 12:00. They don't today though.