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What drivel. Jesus everyone lose their sense of humour while I was away? Football serious business. While you were away? Are you a returning member, OCK? Yeah, not a very memorable one apparently. Hmmm...OCK doesn't ring a bell so much. OC something sounds familiar. Did you used to live above Forest Hall shops? That might have been a Chris. Aye. ObiChrisKenobi/OCK

What drivel. Jesus everyone lose their sense of humour while I was away? Football serious business. While you were away? Are you a returning member, OCK? Yeah, not a very memorable one apparently.

What drivel. Jesus everyone lose their sense of humour while I was away? Football serious business.

May as well sign Richard Wright.

That's the first time I've used the chronicle website in years. It's awful and painfully slow. Yuck.

At least I can jog

I see you have yet to master the subtle art of jokes, Yorkie. Good progression you've made over the last 4 years. Blue scum.

Nah, the extract ends on a 'cliffhanger', so to speak. Almost as if it was trying to entice you to buy something. Some sort of product. Perhaps some sort of worded document.

Yup. Furries and hentai running wild at SJP today. Bambrugh Suit basically the Faprugh Suit. http://i.imgur.com/1Q8Qlc6.png Filth.

But then you could argue that Arsenal have so much mobility around him that it shouldn't matter he isn't mobile. If they play and bounce the ball into his feet against high lines, using him to draw the defenders into him to play a ball into the channels between out of position CBs and FB, or the old give and go, then it shouldn't matter. If the opposition don't play the high line then he's got easy pickings in the area.

How hasn't he played to his full ability at Arsenal? If you're suggesting he has then he's clearly not this good striker people are painting him to be. Huge stretches of games without goals, high amount of chances with low goal return, flattering performances off the bench suggesting that he should be playing all the time. He's scores 1 goal just over every 2 games, which might seem great, but the chance conversion rating is poor and this is in an Arsenal team that played through him at times. I just don't understand the sudden swell in optimism that if Giroud came to Newcastle he'd be some super striker for us.

Giroud who couldn't muster himself to play to his full ability with Arsenal, you really think if he came to Newcastle he'd bother to up his game for us?

There are people watching Anime Porn at SJP today, honest. Bambrugh Suit and Sir Bobby Robson Suit taken over by people dressed as furry animals. Scenes. Absolute scenes.