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He must be like... 6 inches tall. Freak.

He's had one hell of an 18 months or so like. Court battles with/against Rangers Inquests on Sports Direct NUFC being raided by HMRC

Tentacles have been expressed.

Podgers

Southampton can only appoint managers whom's surname begins with P.

Probably about 17st.

Running to be President of the United States of America Direct.

He was our longest serving player last season with Krul being out on loan. I know you guys want to forget about him but... Paul Dummett! He's been at Newcastle since he was a kid.

Someone's Dad drinking a pint?

Are you his agent?

linking of redcafe material

It's OK, we'll be tapping into the Spanish City market now.

Beardsley > HBA ... until I see Ben Arfa leg it back 20 yards, do a scooping slide tackle to take the ball off the opposition's toes, get back up to his feet and then lolololol all the way back towards goal to score.

You've put way too much time and effort into think about sunderland, like. Just post the laughing smiley.

Sky Sports News. A channel made around baiting you into watching it all day for the same news repeated every 10 minutes. You really think they're going to spoil it for you by giving exact details until 5pm?

I'll fight anyone to protect Peter Beardsley's honour. Not his face like.

Almost like some sort of... Rafalution. I hope the club uses that term. It's smart, catchy and 100% class. I can't see it in anyway being considered cringeworthy at all. Here's to our RAFALUTION!

I can't believe no one has mentioned Hatem Ben Arfa in all of this.

THE Thierry Henry's Erection?

You can't eat anything until the fixtures are released and then you can only eat your breakfast items in that order. 1. Dave v Toast 2. MKSC v Hash Browns 3. This joke v common sense and so on

Possibly, but I can't help but feel the rate which Premier League teams chew through their managers now isn't going unnoticed. Of course, what does getting fired mean when at the end of the day you walk home with a huge severance pay.

No one is brave enough to hire a manager from the lower leagues of England. Then you have a host of managers out of work who keep getting hired and fired (Pardew). Then there's John Gregory. After that you have to start recruiting from abroad, by which time I can imagine most of the managers are saying 'No thanks' (in their native tongue of course).

How attractive are you? How low are your morals?

10 of them belong to Crumpy. There'll just be Crumpy sat there with this pocket of space around him. If you need driving lessons you should contact Crumpy, and really enjoys having nuggets sat next to him in a metal box for an hour or two.

Glad it isn't just me this happens with. That website...