The two terrible tackles in the box that should have been penalties. But we will forgive that because......... well its Bruno. He's mental man, we love him.
He was crap and you know it. He gets away with murder on here. Boils my piss! Then when he has a magnificent game, which is one in five, everybody piles into me. Just be honest. He was pretty crap tonight.
Does no one want to talk about Bruno? You know, that brilliant Brazilian footballer we have? What did any of you see how he contributed at all tonight? I seriously need to know.