Rod

Great season so far.

So pleased to see him come off.

Weird as fuck man!

"You pissed" means "are you angry" in America.

You are talking crap. In fact you are talking like a racist.

Get outta here dude!

No way.

Yeah but Americans are shit, aren't they?

Yeah but American owners are REALLY shit. By far more shit than any other nationality.

I had the misfortune of being in the company of two mackems today at a family get together. I did have back up with another Toon fan in our gathering and also a Liverpool fan (actually from Liverpool). A discussion arose regarding the Everton "takeover". I said "how did the Everton takeover seem to get past the "rigorous" Premier League fit ownership carry on whilst our takeover took over two years. The two mackems said (I quote) "well Americans don't chop people's heads off". I kid you not. They followed up with ante Saudi negative patter that would make you shudder. I reminded them that the great USA also cause carnage around the globe. "Yeah but they don't chop people's heads off in public" was their response. I know and they know why they hate the Saudi Kingdom. They own and run NUFC. Bitter, vindictive and hateful mackems.

Lads/lasses, stop worrying. It's a 3-1 stroll in the park.

I saw him in Lanzarote two weeks ago. He's looking old.

AND they then decided to look at an invisible handball by Murphy. Corrupt the lot of them.

We won 4 nowt on Saturday and it should have been 7 or 8. Something must have worked with the team selection.

Like ........... I'm being serious here. There would be nobody more happy than me to see this young un become a regular. However, what I've seen so far from him is bang average. It might be me but some people saying he will be a future England player just blow me away.

His finishing is definitely not fine.

Ha fucking ha!

And that's class is it?

I'm sure he's scored 14 goals for Newcastle.

Not sure what you are seeing. Seriously, do you think he's class?

That's what I've just said. Sublime to the ridiculous.

God, you are full of shit aren't you?

Hmmmmmm ....... I hate to say this but google Arsenal and Chelsea histories. Yes you are right actually but also wrong.

I love you Eddie.

In our world it's called "shit stirring".