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Definitely proved me wrong this season. The previous 7 seasons are a mystery. Awful to say the least.

Superb?

Not at all complimentary. I don't think you know what the word means. Slagging your own team off is not being complimentary to the opposition.

Sorry blud.

Still no mention of Newcastle. How bad Arsenal were and even them being awful in the transfer market. Oh and they need some sunshine in Dubai. Not a mention how good Newcastle were. Complete wankers!

Howay man, it's "cringeworthy". Wannabee gangsters innit.

Sounded great on the telly. Proud of you all (well most of you).

I'm an old fart but I'm fairly sure you and your dad used to frequent Bar Loco pre match. I maybe wrong.

10 out of 10 for most of them but thought Bruno was only a 9 out of 10.

Same as normal. A couple of glasses of Sauvignon Blanc. Our two little chihuahuas are a bit uptight as they don't understand me and the wife jumping around the living room.

No he didn't. No mention of Newcastle whatsoever.

He never mentioned the name Newcastle once. Like a petulant child.

Is that you Heron?

I'm certain we go through but Dubravka in goal has me shitting myself. Please play Pope.

Eh? You seriously think that?

Shocking! I've never had a bet on a Newcastle defeat EVER. Can't do it.

Quite the opposite in my opinion.

PSR is nonsense.

I for one am staggered that our recruitment team haven't implemented your great ideas.

Very childish. So game set and match to me. Goodnight little boy.

You know nowt about football. You act like a kid with a crush for Bruno. You can't see the reality because of your weird crush on Bruno. 😉

We all know who is posting shite.

Garbage and well you know it. I would go as far to say he wasn't just poor but a liability. The slowest midfielder in the league by far who constantly gets dispossessed. He's great when others around him are buzzing but today he was abysmal.

You aren't allowed to bad mouth Bruno. Did you not know that.

I honestly do know what you mean but Burn was probably our man of the match today.