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I’m thinking that tgarve might be typo for jcarve, possibly due to his tongue lying on the keyboard

Let’s go all Horatio Nelson on these bastards.

Grindr app down?

He’s our version of exile. Cringeworthy

Sir Bobby looking down would be da bomb

Some may even start looking into betting fraud after this one.

Loving this poor start to the season.

Was in the leazes for that one (so called family section I think that season?) city fans weren’t happy, there was a bit of a ruckus in the no man’s land between supporters.

Fair to say Mike Ashley cared more about the fans. Kept prices low. Was always space available and regularly threw a freebie. Good times.

Pep has a very feminine forearm. Attractive.

Blatant pen. I’m still raging.

Looks like Paul is in the hunt for pussy while he’s away as well

Even the piss taking still lights me up. The lowest I’ve ever felt about the club was the Ashley Bruce combo. Made 91-92 look like a jolly

It’s a slow morning!

I needed those to re-stuff a pillow

That was an accident caused by my bmx handlebar

Ah man, not the “decent bloke” response. He was a useless, greedy cunt who didn’t give any other fuck other than taking the money.

Need time to bring all the empty crisp packets back into the ground

Bruce: ” I couldn’t believe I was offered another premier league management gig, albeit with Newcastle, who I had no real affinity with despite being from the area. It was a shock as my management and coaching tactics are from another era and not really suited for modern football. But hey, I got on with Mike and nobody else who actually wanted a career in football would work for him so I took a massive pay rise and literally jogged out of my office at sheff wed to join. I was fully aware that from the reaction of other clubs fans I’d managed I was in for a rough time up there, and I guess with the style of football I served up it was to be expected. To be fair to Mike he looked after me really well, I never complained and when it looked like an ambitious rich owner was in for the club and my days were numbered he rewarded me, changing my contact to leave me an incredibly rich man”

Looks like they’ve put a load of pink seats in for the woman’s football tonight.

At times. Yes