David Edgar

Moyes has done Howe there. We look toothless against a low block, again.

Gonna go do some decorating.

Anderson shoved up front cos he's just utterly ineffective wide.

Another yellow not given to that West Ham player? Hahahaha

Isak on his own.

What a dumb foul.

Bruno getting sent off for his second foul would be fucking daft. Ref dug his own hole by giving the first booking.

Lascelles is back Clowning about.

Ah, straight in with a card for Bruno first foul. Let Paqueta off cos his yellow as too early. Consistent.

Burn is a hinderance in games like this. We need a ball playing fullback. Anderson

We are pretty toothless against a team that sits back. It is going to be a frustrating game.

We miss Gordon massively. Anderson nowhere near as dynamic.

Nick Pope with a colossal fuck up.

Ah, a "too early to enforce the rules and issue a yellow card" moment there for West Ham.

Carl Cat.

Brentford please

Brentford keeper has a lot to answer for with that parry.

Antony is just great, isn't he?

Ten Miles offside.

Martial

One of my PE teacher's ripped most of her foot off in a trampolining accident. She recovered well.

Bellingham might be the best player in the world?

Why is the late kick off Palace v Forest? Sigh.

RAAAASHFORD (a billion yards wide)