David Edgar

ASM failing a very simple pass...

Bruno now getting utterly beasted.

This might end-up as a complete schooling cos our obviously below standard players are really starting to struggle.

Fucking Lascelles.

That's woeful goalkeeping.

Could you imagine this game under Bruce? We'd be camped on our 18 yard line and 2 goals down already.

Crap challenge and no need by Bruno. Pretty dumb to be on a yellow so early.

Wilson absolutely loves the battle here. Can tell he really wants to make a mark in this stadium, even with it only being a friendly.

Fuck off is that a foul.

Woah a CB playing short crisp passes to the CMs!

Longstaff struggling with the intensity massively.

Great defending Trips.

1) Outrageous pass by Bruno 2) Almiron's finishing

Trippier with a grade A defensive dive.

Christ, Murphy just got schooled.

Botman is absolutely massive

Benfica going with 2 up top.

I think this might be the most epic preseason friendly of all time?

Woah, there is a trophy to play for. Bring it home!

Is this a friendly or Champions League semi final second leg?

The Emirates, Sunderland.

River it is.

Hope we are able to swiftly diagnose those missed cases of asthma. Really help the wellbeing of our players.

Choudhury on loan?