David Edgar

This lot looked fucking pissed off just

That was just odd

Shelvey watch: Needless chipped pass when it could go along the floor: 1 Needless run to hold a CBs hand when the CB has the ball: 1 Failed to track an opponent: 0

Oh Shelvey. Every year you hear some PR about him improving his fitness. Jogging 5k. Nutritionist. Blah blah blah. The man isn't a top level athlete.

This is still running really high. 7 or 8. Gonna need massive changes.

Does Ginola fancy half an hour down the left?

Atmosphere gone already. And can't hear any anti Bruce chants.

I fancy out fans to sit silently for 45 minutes.

You all know that none of today's abject failings are Bruce's fault. Right? Just ask Alex.

"You somehow made it to 1000 games now fuck off."

Got to go this evening or tomorrow morning.

We don't know if the doctors used that defib.

Bruce probably scared shitless by what's happened.

Remember Bruce getting the sack after his 1000th game? That's how it'll be remembered.

Game is gone. We haven't got the players or coaches to turn it around. We're so pathetic.

Bruce out chant?

He's a PFM circle jerk jockey. Will just say anyone of his mates is amazing.

30% win percentage.

So Kane is scoring today.

They should win this at a canter.

Sadly, he's physically done.

Rondon is a shadow of his old self

But maybe Everton should be doing a little more. Their CM pairing is way better. So too the fullbacks. Gray or Ayoze is a coin flip.

This Everton game is literally a Newcastle game from 3 years ago.