David Edgar

Fat Sam eats loads

Love that from Dummett. Proper loves a scrap.

Willock running in slow motion.

Dummett with his trademark slide tackle. Always going to gobble those up.

Oh my God. What a fucking waste.

Slowly plodding passing and hoof to their keeper.

Great start, Dummett.

McCoist proper slurping Bruce's KFC stained anus

Commentator phoned in his intro.

The Times very much The Sun printed on larger paper these days.

Brighton seemingly cursed.

Brighton aren't in the conversation. They look quality.

Burnley should drop Darlow. Keepers never conceed at their near post. (Last time I make this joke, so relax everyone )

The shrill last cries of a failing pudding.

It was an advert. It is half time.

Thought Mark Hughes legit came across well yesterday. Didn't say much in any great depth, but didn't produce the cliché reem others default to.

Wonder if Kane will get irked at being massively overshadowed.

6 loan players starting

Aren't Fulham favourites for this?

Bounced off his shoulder!

An important point but at what cost?

How did we not get that into the box?

Hit Dubravka on the shoulder

Save.

I missed Bruce and Jones going at it. Would quite like to see it.