David Edgar

Lascelles making Dubravka work

This was Joelinton v Benfica but people were laughing about it.

Wonder if Lascelles and Dummett look fine here cos they aren't being pressed too quickly. Probably have that extra second to control and play it safe.

Good positioning by Dubravka. Even if he did leave those legs wide open for a nut meg. That was sloppy by Bruno to give that away.

Y'know who doesn't look out of place? Dummett.

The players are nibbling away at our friendship

Odd yellow card.

Ritchie's idea of team pressing is wastefully sprinting about on his own.

This is light years away from where we were at this stage of the season under the cabbage.

I don't think the people who rightly called out ASM's shite performances will call out many performances if he manages to play well consistently

Rash charge out there.

Wilson finally making his mark in preseason. Hell of a goal.

God, I hate Liam Gallagher's new music.

Wood's lack of movement when Anderson had the ball is damming. Useless.

Being played at an unusual tempo

Fucking archaic 3pm rules. Looks like I'm moving to Antigua on Saturday. Anyone fancy coming round?

Calling out cheap lager isn't gatekeeping ffs

Cheap larger is just wasted calories and a headache.

Lame if that is why they don't stream it. We're bigger than that now.

Barnes is a 50m player already. Barca would've been better signing him. Seriously.

Barnes is more productive than Raphinha. Would be an immense signing.

This isn't true. Longstaff looked a little slow footed and swamped by their high tempo pressing at times, but he was very much in the game. It is no disrespect to say Anderson really couldn't get involved last night given his limited/non-existent experience at that standard.

Spot on this.

He can't play in our new system. Needs to be back to goal or just not involved much other than flick ons and holding the ball up. He did us a huge solid and played a massive part in us staying up, but the sooner he moves on the better it will be for everyone.

I don't think anyone has Burn as shit? But it is completely fair to point out that he has this really bad rash habit that clearly cost us on 3 occasions.